http://8rutal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 8rutal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2011-12-07 04:36 am

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[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]


Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.
satisfies: (too big love)

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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-15 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh... nah, I get it. As long as you're happy with that, there's no problem.

Otherwise... all you can do is wait for someone to reach you at the top, eh?
satisfies: (you can go with this)

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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-16 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not.

But maybe.
satisfies: (if you walk without rhythm)

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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
You really think anyone could be that great?
satisfies: (halfway between the gutter and the stars)

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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-16 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
If you meet someone that can do the impossible, I guess you're set. Met anyone like that? [ creeping ever closer. ]
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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-19 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right, I get it. Even superheroes are bashful about this sort of thing...
satisfies: (check out my new weapon)

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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to say it aloud to say it.
satisfies: (is gone beyond being a man)

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[personal profile] satisfies 2011-12-24 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I think I will. Life is more fun that way.