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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.

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[senzaphonic.livejournal.com]

[It's a look he's quite used to, and one he doesn't really mind. It's preferred over those who flat out ignore him when he's trying to communicate, after all, so he's actually rather content to explain.

After another thumbs up (Correct!), he points to his throat, and then gestures with both hands as though he's breaking something in two.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaan, how many crippled kids am I going to have to deal with in my life? Though I guess your case is a little different. [ In that she's not the one who made you that way. Ha ha har. ] Anyway, that sounds kind of ridiculous, but alright! Sure. Motion communication. I've seen way stranger!

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[senzaphonic.livejournal.com]

[ Mildly amused; it's her choice where she wants to deal with and interact with him, after all, but he lets the remark slide. He's sure he'll encounter much worse, just as he had at home.

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah! But hey, at least you have good taste. [ Referring to his horns compliment, of course. ]

You should meet my f-- another troll from my world. She tastes and smells everything. [ A sharp, sharp grin. ] She'd probably love a freak like you!

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[senzaphonic.livejournal.com]

[Rather than offended by the term, he seems rather delighted (he knows he's fairly different, of course), brows lifted in question (Really?). What a curious skill!

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He pulls the board back after several moments to add on to the message. (Oh, right! Almost forgot.) ""]

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[8rutal.livejournal.com]

Other aliens like me, sure! We're called trolls.

[ ... introductions. She rolls her eyes. ] Marquise Spinneret Mindfang! And my house isn't important. [ :::;) ]

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[senzaphonic.livejournal.com]

[Ooh, more of those fun horns, then! He's pleased with this. ""

A mock-sigh of disappointment, then, as he adds on another line. (Ah~ So that's how it'll be?) A bit playfully. "" ]