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[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.

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Wow, are you finally done???????? Because that was getting annoying to listen to.

[ snrk ]

Could keep going if you want. There's more to laugh at here, I'm sure.

Oh yeah? What's so funny?

[ She keeps her voice more or less even, but she's actually pretty rankled. What about this was hilarious???????? ]

Man, where to start. How about you pick a subject and we'll go from there.

How about no? You're the one laughing! I think it's on you to explain what your deal is.

Naaaah, I don't really feel like it.

[ Axel that is a terrible pun. ]

Wow, then why are we even discussing this? Obviously this is kind of pointless! So why don't you just can it.

[ but those are his favorites! ]

Iiiii don't really feel like doing that either. I'd rather stay here. Y'know. And watch.

[ but they are so bad. ]

Watch what? What are you even talking about!

[ which is why they're awesome. ]

Look, ever since I got here, I've been dying for a good show. And hey, I think I've found one!

[ he thinks you're a fool vriska!!! ]

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GRR. ]

Wow, aren't you just so hilarious! I bet I am the greatest show ever. And you know what? Who cares! Even if I am the greatest, I'm still not here to entertain you. Go bother someone else.

Why? I'm having just as much fun here as I would aaaanywhere else.

[ She is suddenly seriously missing her put-stupid-humans-to-sleep power. ]

Uuuuuuuugh! You know, I have kind of had enough of weird guys bugging and fussing and meddling! I'm not going to be someone else's fun. Bye, loser!

[ SHUTS OFF THE FEED ................ SORRY AXEL. You could try bothering her again later. ]

[ :( ]

[ DON'T SADFACE ME MISTER MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULDN'T ANTAGONIZE SO MUCH. B( ]

[ THAT WASN'T EVEN ANTAGONIZING, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW HER... AND LAUGHING AT HER A LITTLE.... ]

[ THAT'S A SHITTY WAY TO GET TO KNOW PEOPLE, AXEL. EVEN IF IT'S KIND OF REALLY SIMILAR TO THE WAY SHE GETS TO KNOW PEOPLE....................

~~THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT ANNOYED HER, ACTUALLY.~~ ]

[ WHAT CAN HE SAY HE HAS A KNACK FOR IT...

~~DON'T DISH IT OUT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT VRISKA. be heartless like him! \8D/~~ ]

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