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[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.

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I will rephrase. 'Universes' is more correct than 'worlds', though in some other universes humans do live on world other than Earth.

Alright.

Oh. Hey, that actually makes a little more sense! I ........ guess. I didn't think universes existed outside of the one we lived in and the one we created! But I guess that's not impossible. Still weird, though.

[ Well, to someone like her, that actually does make somewhat more sense. She and her friends created an entire universe, it's hard to phase her with a concept like that. (Even if it's still kind of bizarre.)] ... alright? What do you mean alright? You're okay with that?

You created a universe?

Yes. I have no argument or objection to your statements.

Yeah! A group of us did. In fact, we created the human universe! Or ........ a human universe, I guess.

Wow, you sure are weird. But okay, whatever you say! [ That is basically blanket permission for her to go rip off people's limbs, Castiel. Not that she'd do that, but it is! ]

How?

By playing a game called Sgrub. [ ... it's true. ]

You created the human world with a game?

Yes. In fact, creating a new universe was the entire point of the game.

How is that possible?

[ She pauses for a second. Frankly, she'd never spared that much thought for the hows and the whys. It wasn't that important to her when she had a game to win. ]

Good question! I never really bothered to find out. I was just playing to win!

What sort of game is it? How do you play?

Wow, I definitely feel like explaining all the rules and intricacies of Sgrub to some random guy! You probably wouldn't get it.

[ what a hipster ........... ]

It's extremely unlikely that I would be incapable of understanding it.

Go find someone else to ask. In fact, ask Karkat. He's our great leader! Haha.

Would he be more likely to share information?

Maybe. Why don't you give it a try and let me know how that goes for you?

I may do so.

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