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[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils.

Yeah, she is basically sort of hoping she freaks some people out. Being an alien sure has its benefits! ]

Okay, so let me get this straight. Whatever powers we had, we all lost them. Which, by the way, is still total bullshit! And it's all because of those fakey fake "gods" that keep telling us they're in charge. They kidnap us from all our homes and dump us here and take and take and take things from us, and they expect us to give them something in return!

What a load of hoofbeast shit. I ain't doing nothing for no fake gods! Instead I will just take advantage of the stuff they've given us and not give anything back. Sounds like a fair deal to me!

Oh, by the way. For all you humans just meeting your first alien, here is a tip. Don't grab our horns! [ YES WITNESS SHE IS REFERRING TO YOU. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T HUMAN. ] It's really rude! Kind of a cultural faux pas. You should all try to be a little bit more culturally sensitive! Jeez.

While I am here, I expect something in exchange for that tip! Why don't you all tell me whatever ridiculous "god house" you were put in? Hahahaha. So stupid.

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Like I know! It was this weird guy with no mouth. He grabbed them twice! I don't know what his deal was, other than being creepy and invasive!

Perhaps he was curious.

Because that totally excuses going up and grabbing a person's head! Jeez. Don't tell me you're a total creep like he is!

Customs vary. Humans do a great deal of touching.

[ ... drat. Well, since her play at guilting him failed, she more or less drops the offended facade and just looks bored instead. ]

Maybe it is a cultural thing. I mean, there are some trolls that act like that... [ Nepeta. Feferi. ... Terezi doesn't even count since she does it as much to creep people out as to "see." ] Bluh. Besides, this guy wasn't human! Or so he said. Looked human to me, though.

There are many beings in my world that appear human, but are not. Each has their own cultural customs as well.

Which god house have you been assigned?

[ Dang. What is with all you non-humans-that-don't-look-human???? So lame! And that much harder to manipul8. ]

Your world sounds weird. I don't get it! John never mentioned that sort of thing existing back on his home planet, and he's a human.

[ Whatever. Wow, that is an abrupt topic change. Jeeeeeeeez, you're going to undermine all her sneaky plans, Castiel! ]

Hey! That information is private. Why do you want to know?

Your world likely sounds as strange to others as mine does to you.

You asked others.

[ So mean. )8 Why can't you all just quietly sit down and be impressssssssionable and easy to control????? Jeez! ]

Hahahaha. I bet it does! But I thought humans all came from the same place, so I'm not sure why there are differences. Whatever!

[ A beat. ] Yeah, but I was doing it in return for that helpful tip! It was a trade. I'm not telling you my house unless I get something out of it!

There are different worlds. Humans are present in others.

The tip was for your benefit, not others'. Therefore no one owes you for it.

[ THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON B( ]

Wait, humans live on more than one planet???????? Like hell! If that's true, why didn't I already know?

[ Damn. WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO INCISIVE CASTIEL you are just such a killjoy. ] You say that now, but you don't know my friends! Not everyone will be as niiiiiiiice as I was about the whole thing. But if you want to risk yours and everyone else's limbs saying I was just doing that for my own sake, be my guest!

I will rephrase. 'Universes' is more correct than 'worlds', though in some other universes humans do live on world other than Earth.

Alright.

Oh. Hey, that actually makes a little more sense! I ........ guess. I didn't think universes existed outside of the one we lived in and the one we created! But I guess that's not impossible. Still weird, though.

[ Well, to someone like her, that actually does make somewhat more sense. She and her friends created an entire universe, it's hard to phase her with a concept like that. (Even if it's still kind of bizarre.)] ... alright? What do you mean alright? You're okay with that?

You created a universe?

Yes. I have no argument or objection to your statements.

Yeah! A group of us did. In fact, we created the human universe! Or ........ a human universe, I guess.

Wow, you sure are weird. But okay, whatever you say! [ That is basically blanket permission for her to go rip off people's limbs, Castiel. Not that she'd do that, but it is! ]

How?

By playing a game called Sgrub. [ ... it's true. ]

You created the human world with a game?

Yes. In fact, creating a new universe was the entire point of the game.

How is that possible?

[ She pauses for a second. Frankly, she'd never spared that much thought for the hows and the whys. It wasn't that important to her when she had a game to win. ]

Good question! I never really bothered to find out. I was just playing to win!

What sort of game is it? How do you play?

Wow, I definitely feel like explaining all the rules and intricacies of Sgrub to some random guy! You probably wouldn't get it.

[ what a hipster ........... ]

It's extremely unlikely that I would be incapable of understanding it.

Go find someone else to ask. In fact, ask Karkat. He's our great leader! Haha.

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