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[supurrior]

[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]



A-ah...I...

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D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

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[callmeimouto]

[Hoh.... ohohohoho! This is perfect, so perfect! Kuroneko was talking to herself, playing and pretending like she was some intense anime character?!

PERFECT

Kirino was oh so smug on the video, the most evil of grins on her face.]

Black one.... what's this? Are you rehearsing for something? Or do you really think that you're some anime character?

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[supurrior]

[No. No no no no no. Anyone but Kirino! It's obvious that Kuroneko was still very flustered, but like hell she was going to show that in front of Kirino.]

...I'm not even going to justify that with a response. Especially to someone who collects kids' anime merchandise.

[samantha_grey]

[Now, what the hell was this? It was as bad as the dialogue of a couple of the would-be 'villains' she had seen. She could almost have taken it seriously, were it not for one very significant flaw in the whole image.

...it looked like her minion was a cat.]

Just so you know, Mistress and Master of the Kitten Cult, they can see anything that gets posted here.

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[supurrior]

[Kuroneko never saw this person before, but still, she was not going to use her trademark dark purple text to reveal her identity.]

I realize that. Do you think I'm stupid?

[seventeenpills]

[...so that was sure interesting.]

Nice cat. She's cute.

[Let's see if he can help her feel less awkward.]

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[supurrior]

[Kuroneko's surprised. Most people would be giving her flack for this. She wasn't sure whether this guy was really kind or really stupid, but she thought it best to just go with the flow.]

Yes. I only chose the cutest cats as my followers, after all...

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[magician_of_words]

[ That was...cute. ]

...'Kuroneko'?

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[supurrior]

My handle name.

[Yes, that's all she'll say for now. If you look over the network however, you'll find that her name is listed as "Ruri Gokou."]

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[onlyserves]

[It was rare for Soushi to keep track of the network nowadays. Ever since his master's return, he has been hard at work in observing and serving her. There was too much to do, and too little time to do other matters; such as keeping an eye of the network messages. However, due to having an important mission to accomplish, he found himself looking over the network, in order, to try and gain ideas on the best way to accomplish the mission within his mind.

But, he sadly got distracted by an interesting network post.

A post that would seem to have been accidental because the owner of the video will turn off with a familiar message: "D-Don't you date pay any attention to this!". He couldn't help chuckle fondly over the video post.]

It feels rather nostalgic. The adorable way you are playing along with the cat and items [A short pause to allow a bittersweet smile to cross his lips.] ...it reminds me of wonderful moments of a time such as this one.

[Even the way she reacted in surprise, it made him remember over the way his own not!wife, his previous master, would react. A hand will be placed over his chest as he continue to reminice.]

Thank you very much for the post, miss. I understand your request to not pay any heed, but it is sadly difficult for me to do so. Please forgive my disobedience. It was not my intention to. [He will bow his head onto bracelet's view, so she can see him bow his head.]

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[supurrior]

[Kuroneko felt most embarrassed seeing that some of her...acquaintances had seen this bracelet slip as well. In this case, it was third leg-yandere-masochist guy. At least he wouldn't make fun of her for it. However, it appeared that he actually found it unforgettably amusing and...she wasn't sure which was worse.

Still, Kuroneko wasn't about to reveal she was Purple Text just yet.]

My [(Hmm, how would she go about describing what just went on the feed?)] rehearsal wasn't anything remotely adorable. Please stop talking like I did you any favors.

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[occulthymns]

... Are you okay?

[Ruri what is even going on.]

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[supurrior]

[Mental keysmash goes here]

[Euri was that cool witch that she met the other day! She can't look this bad in front of her! She really didn't want to out herself as that purple Times New Roman text, however if they ever met up, Kuroneko knew that Euri would know anyways...

Damn. Might as well.]

I'm fine. I was merely rehearsing a demonstration to myself, like I would in my old world.

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[holyfight]

Fallen Saint...?

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[supurrior]

I was a holy soul that became embraced by the darkness.

[That good enough for you, Orihime?]

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[this_chair]

If you're going to act like an anime character, at least pick a decent anime to do it from.

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[supurrior]

[Oh no you di'int. No one is allowed to insult her favorite anime! Not even her best friend can!]

You obviously don't know what you're talking about. MASCHERA: ~Lament of a Fallen Beast~ is one of the greatest works to ever grace humankind. If you are short of many brain cells to realize that, then you're the one with the problem. Tell me, what series do you watch?

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[yoghurts]

What were you going to use the bracelet to do...?

[ he's legitimately curious, okay. he doesn't seem to recognize that anything was odd about all of that... ]

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[supurrior]

[Well, there was no point in trying to hide herself from the guy she shared a bathroom with. Shame, Kuroneko thought she probably could have gotten away with it.]

None of your business.

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[manlypassion]

Do you see this face?

This is my judging face.

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[supurrior]

[...Aoto seeing this was second worst next to Kirino.]

Do you see this text?

This is my warning text that heralds the punishments to come if you don't shut up.

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[deputychief]

It may be too late, Fallen Saint of Senyou. Your plans have already been revealed... A mere setback, however.

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[supurrior]

[Kuroneko was surprised. Someone was playing along with here? Or were they serious and actually very dense? Considering all the other reactions, this was a breath of fresh air.]

An unfortunate twist that may be due to the will of the gods of this place. But yes, a mere setback indeed. I wouldn't be the Fallen Saint of Senyou if something like this could bring me down.

[She felt that she was still free to linger in embarrassment, however.]

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[fluturi]

...

[Give him a moment, he needs to process this.]

Okay, now I get why you act he way you do. You're completely off your rocker.

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[supurrior]

[Ugh, not this guy again.]

Your point? I don't care at all for what an insipid idiot thinks of me.

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[5thchild]

What were you doing?

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[supurrior]

[Not this creepy guy again. Would he mind if he knew that she was the "pervert" girl? He could always be hiding some malicious intentions, so it was better to stay safe.]

Practicing a speech. What's it to you?

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[entreats]

So that's the power of those cats, huh? Even making people roleplay spontaneously.. how scary.

[ She obviously doesn't mean it seriously, considering her tone is extremely deadpan. But right after she stops speaking there's a low 'meow' following her words, as if some other cat there is trying to protest. ]

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[supurrior]

[Dammit Ange, she's supposed to be the sassy one! Kuroneko was more curious about the cat on the other end, though.]

Are you meaning to say that you received a cat on your doorstep as well?

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[mustwefight]

Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou. If it is your goal to bring Asgard to its knees, then you must first face me as your opponent.

[ She's playing along, but she's damn good at it. ]

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[supurrior]

[Meanwhile, Kuroneko wasn't entirely sure whether Alisa was kidding or not. This scares her a little, what if she actually had powers like some others in this place? But she couldn't deny being a little bit pleased--it was like she was truly an anime villain!]

Are you being serious? You would do best to let things run their course instead of pursuing such a futile endeavor.

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[itsasecret]

[That dress is cute.]

To what?

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[supurrior]

Exactly my point.

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[digifan]

Hey, you're pretty good! [At what exactly he isn't quite sure, but hey, it's entertaining and this girl seems to be having fun!]

Uh, so is that called LARPing? I met a guy here that was talking about something like that. [And after a bout of sheepish laughter:] But I guess it isn't any of my business.

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[supurrior]

[Oh...Kuroneko didn't really see kids younger than her around Asgard. She found the whole situation a little bit awkward. She couldn't be her usual condescending self, but being nice to strangers...darn. She certainly was kind to her little sisters but they were her sisters and not some kid. Well. Might as well try to dissuade him from prodding into her business.]

No, it isn't. It's not LARPing, I do intend to make that kind of speech in the future. It's better if you didn't know.

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[comeonthensexy]

What's the plan?

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[supurrior]

Do you think I'd tell someone like you so easily? Don't make me laugh.