1st purr --> video

[supurrior]

[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]



A-ah...I...

...

D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

Comments

[entreats]

[ Kuroneko witnessed it in person and never knew..!! ]

I don't know. If that girl would suddenly come back and see you doing stuff like that, she'd probably start yelling again. Not that I care, I'm just saying it'd probably be super annoying.

[supurrior]

So in other words, there would be no difference from her former aggravating behavior.

[entreats]

.. Okay, that's true. I guess that if she would come back, she would be super annoying no matter what we'd do. Yozora will always be Yozora.

[supurrior]

Indeed.

How long did you know her for? I can't imagine anyone, not even a human, putting up with her attitude for long after one meeting. I should know.

[entreats]

[ There's a long and definitely exaggeratedly drawn-out sigh. ]

Would you believe me if I said I've practically known her ever since both of us arrived here in this city?

[supurrior]

...

You have my condolences.

[entreats]

Thanks. At least I'm glad someone else realises the pains I must have gone through. [ She sounds deadpan - she's probably not entirely serious, after all, even if there's a basis of truth in it.. ]

She never left me alone either. I wonder if it was some weird obsession..

[supurrior]

How ridiculous...she does sound as pitiful as I thought she would be. I could only imagine what would happen if she had stuck around, considering that she gave me a cat of my own.

[Ugh, not that you can see it, but Kuroneko's shuddering in her seat right now.]

[entreats]

Maybe she would have gone and sat outside your room all day, breathing against the door. [ ... ] Thinking about it, I honestly wouldn't put that past her to begin with.

[supurrior]

Such a disgusting girl. I'm glad she was sent back to whatever forsaken place she came from.

[entreats]

Finally Asgard shall be free of the curse known as Yozora, huh.. At this rate she's almost starting to sound like some legend.

.. Although maybe it's more like a horror story than a legend.