asgardeventide | 1st purr --> video

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[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]

A-ah...I...

...

D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

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[Hoh.... ohohohoho! This is perfect, so perfect! Kuroneko was talking to herself, playing and pretending like she was some intense anime character?!

PERFECT

Kirino was oh so smug on the video, the most evil of grins on her face.]

Black one.... what's this? Are you rehearsing for something? Or do you really think that you're some anime character?

[Now, what the hell was this? It was as bad as the dialogue of a couple of the would-be 'villains' she had seen. She could almost have taken it seriously, were it not for one very significant flaw in the whole image.

...it looked like her minion was a cat.]

Just so you know, Mistress and Master of the Kitten Cult, they can see anything that gets posted here.

[...so that was sure interesting.]

Nice cat. She's cute.

[Let's see if he can help her feel less awkward.]

[ That was...cute. ]

...'Kuroneko'?

[It was rare for Soushi to keep track of the network nowadays. Ever since his master's return, he has been hard at work in observing and serving her. There was too much to do, and too little time to do other matters; such as keeping an eye of the network messages. However, due to having an important mission to accomplish, he found himself looking over the network, in order, to try and gain ideas on the best way to accomplish the mission within his mind.

But, he sadly got distracted by an interesting network post.

A post that would seem to have been accidental because the owner of the video will turn off with a familiar message: "D-Don't you date pay any attention to this!". He couldn't help chuckle fondly over the video post.]

It feels rather nostalgic. The adorable way you are playing along with the cat and items [A short pause to allow a bittersweet smile to cross his lips.] ...it reminds me of wonderful moments of a time such as this one.

[Even the way she reacted in surprise, it made him remember over the way his own not!wife, his previous master, would react. A hand will be placed over his chest as he continue to reminice.]

Thank you very much for the post, miss. I understand your request to not pay any heed, but it is sadly difficult for me to do so. Please forgive my disobedience. It was not my intention to. [He will bow his head onto bracelet's view, so she can see him bow his head.]

... Are you okay?

[Ruri what is even going on.]

Fallen Saint...?

If you're going to act like an anime character, at least pick a decent anime to do it from.

What were you going to use the bracelet to do...?

[ he's legitimately curious, okay. he doesn't seem to recognize that anything was odd about all of that... ]

Do you see this face?

This is my judging face.

It may be too late, Fallen Saint of Senyou. Your plans have already been revealed... A mere setback, however.

...

[Give him a moment, he needs to process this.]

Okay, now I get why you act he way you do. You're completely off your rocker.

What were you doing?

So that's the power of those cats, huh? Even making people roleplay spontaneously.. how scary.

[ She obviously doesn't mean it seriously, considering her tone is extremely deadpan. But right after she stops speaking there's a low 'meow' following her words, as if some other cat there is trying to protest. ]

Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou. If it is your goal to bring Asgard to its knees, then you must first face me as your opponent.

[ She's playing along, but she's damn good at it. ]

[That dress is cute.]

To what?

Hey, you're pretty good! [At what exactly he isn't quite sure, but hey, it's entertaining and this girl seems to be having fun!]

Uh, so is that called LARPing? I met a guy here that was talking about something like that. [And after a bout of sheepish laughter:] But I guess it isn't any of my business.

What's the plan?

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