1st purr --> video

[supurrior]

[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]



A-ah...I...

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D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

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[supurrior]

That seems to be the most common reaction to this.

And what makes you think that I don't want to "bring Asgard to its knees," as I've said?

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[magician_of_words]

[ Whoops lost track - not that it probably matters but K1's replies were voice I wasn't paying attention. ]

...Because your reaction was more like someone getting caught playing with toys they're too old for than being caught with their hands in the cookie jar...

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[supurrior]

If that's what it sounded like to you, then sorry. The reality is much different from what your small mind perceives.

[magician_of_words]

Really? That was a very moé broadcast for someone genuinely plotting world domination...

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[supurrior]

[Moe?! MOE?! Oh no, you've made her very very angry now.]

How dare you call me "moe"! Reducing my earnest speech into something used to draw in basement dwellers and NEETs using their desire for infantile lust...it's frankly disgusting. You're no better than trash.

[magician_of_words]

[ Again I'm from 1983 AND WHAT IS GOING ON??? ]

What does this have to do with basements? And what's a NEET?!

[ He was into moe before it was even a thing. Respect!! ]

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[supurrior]

[Well, she doesn't know that!]

Your pitiful attempts at denial won't work on me. Could it be that you're one of them?

[magician_of_words]

One of who? What's going on?

[supurrior]

Those idiots that feed and capitalize on moe. Don't try to deny your true nature, now. Hmph. You and that girl would get along so well.

[magician_of_words]

I've lost track of this conversation...

Can we back up and go back to the thing about you embarrassing yourself?

[supurrior]

No. I much prefer calling out your perversion. Let's stay on this topic, shall we?

[magician_of_words]

Alright. Not sure how what I said was perverted but...

Hey, what's wrong with being a little perverted? Everyone is.

[supurrior]

So are you admitting that you are perverted and even declaring it as normal?

Do you even know what it means? Its very definition relies on being a deviation from the norm. Your statement holds no water at all.

[magician_of_words]

Objection!

The 'norm' in question is something that's based on falsehoods and denial! To deviate from that 'norm' is not the same as deviating from what is the 'truth'.

And the truth is that everyone is a bit perverted--and this goes for even you, Kuroneko!

[supurrior]

Hmph. Did I say that I was such a pure being myself? Especially considering who I am. But I certainly am not on the levels of those humans whose minds are so easily controlled by moe.

What do you think you're trying to achieve by this?

[magician_of_words]

To knock you down from that little self-entitled throne of yours. You could be even worse than me.

...In fact, I'll bet on it.

[supurrior]

But you can't prove anything, can you?

[magician_of_words]

"Can't" isn't in Maebara Keiichi's vocabulary. I'll defeat you for sure, Kuroneko.

[supurrior]

Ha, you are an interesting one. Very well, bring it on. How am I even more perverted than you?

[magician_of_words]

This obvious "caught in the act" show. All a ploy for others to think you're cute...and then to turn on them when they say so. Yeah, that's pretty perverse. You could be into that.

[supurrior]

That is far from being the actual case. You're the one saying that you were turned on. Disgusting.

[magician_of_words]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Predictable response. I'll find undeniable proof of your tainted perversion for sure! I'll defeat you, Kuroneko.

[supurrior]

You'll never be able to defeat me. Foolish human, your stupidity is just as large as your own lewdness.