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[supurrior]

[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]



A-ah...I...

...

D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

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[supurrior]

Now this question, I can answer.

I found my familiar on my doorstep, left by a certain annoying someone I knew.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

A gift?

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[supurrior]

Considering how bitchy she was? Not likely.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

What, then?

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[supurrior]

Do you think I'm supposed to know what her messed-up motives were?

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Yet you're very sure it's not a gift.

How was she, ah... Bitchy?

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[supurrior]

Quite sure. She insulted the most revered masterpiece known to humans, my clothes, my friend the person from my world, and proceeded to throw a rock at a window of the house I belong to show off.

Needless to say, we didn't get along. It is simply ridiculous to think that this cat would be some sort of gift.

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

I suppose that does sound messy.

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[supurrior]

Is that all you have to say?

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[comeonthensexy]

Should I have more things to say?

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[supurrior]

I was under the impression that you would have some sort of solution.

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[comeonthensexy]

I might, I'm good at solutions.

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[comeonthensexy]

...solution to what exactly?

[supurrior]

An explanation to that girl's confusing behavior, of course. I might have guessed that you weren't listening to me at all.

[comeonthensexy]

Maybe she was just trying to be nice but not seem nice.

[supurrior]

And why would she do that? We had such enmity towards each other, after all.

[comeonthensexy]

Because she gave you a cat.

[ It's obvious. ]

[supurrior]

[No it's not]

That's what I'm trying to decipher. You're not being helpful at all.

[comeonthensexy]

[ Yes it is. ]

She gave you a cat and from what I can see the cat isn't trying to do something like use your face as a scratching pad. You seem to be getting along fine, in fact. So, if the cat isn't some sort of short-tempered horror, why would she give it to you if she wasn't trying to be nice?

What sort of enmity are we talking?

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[supurrior]

Obviously to torment me like this, not being able to figure out her true motives.

Eternal enmity, of course.

[Kuroneko's not buying any of it, srry2say.]

[Video forever]

[comeonthensexy]

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Where does the enmity come from?

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[supurrior]

She was very combative no matter what I said. Additionally, she insulted the greatest masterpiece of all time.

[comeonthensexy]

Which is...?

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[supurrior]

Of course, it has to be Maschera: Lament of a Fallen Beast. An amazing series that the likes of Asgard has never seen before.

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[comeonthensexy]

Sorry, my bet's still on "trying to hide her affection".