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[supurrior]

[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]



A-ah...I...

...

D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

Comments

[supurrior]

Is he a ghost or shinigami as well?

[Consider her interest piqued.]

[holyfight]

Uhn! Half-way, at least! He's only a part-time shinigami!

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[supurrior]

How does that work?

He's either superpowered or not.

[holyfight]

Well, he can turn them on and off! Sort of!

[supurrior]

[Huh. She's never heard of that kind of power before.]

At will or is it more of a Jekyll-and-Hyde reaction?

I must say I would be more impressed if it was the former.

[holyfight]

Not really! He's the same either way!

[Except when his hollow is out. But that's not important right now]

[supurrior]

That's certainly interesting. My true form is encapsulated inside this teenage girl's body, so is that what the case is for him?

[holyfight]

Kind of, yes! It's more like just his soul, though!

[supurrior]

Ah, if only the gods of this place had allowed us to keep our original powers...I would like to see his powers in action. That is, if they are actually as impressive as I think they might be.

[Except that's a horrible plan since Kuroneko really doesn't have any powers of her own.]

[holyfight]

Uhn. I miss my powers, too. The ones I have now are sort of the same as part of them, but I never really realized how much I needed the other parts until now.

[supurrior]

And what kind of powers did you have?

[holyfight]

Oh, I could heal wounds and make a shield and even cut things with one of my fairies that live in my hairpins!

[supurrior]

[Hmm, fairies...Kuroneko wasn't really interested in those creatures too much. Still, a supernatural person is a supernatural person.]

So where would you fit in the ghost-shinigami world?

[holyfight]

Oh, I'm just a human! But I can see spirits, too! So I can help Kurosaki-kun fight hollows, although I can't help ghosts pass over to Soul Society on my own.

[supurrior]

And what are hollows? This is very fascinating as well.

[holyfight]

They're bad ghosts - ghosts that have lost their hearts and try to eat other souls, even living ones!

[supurrior]

[Now that is super interesting.]

Sounds somewhat similar to my demons, then. How fascinating.

[holyfight]

Eh?! You're friends with hollows?! Or... hollow-like demons?

How do you keep them from eating you?

[supurrior]

Ah, they know of the consequences, of course.

[holyfight]

You'd give them a tummyache?

[supurrior]

[...what

Orihime, you are positively facepalm-worthy]

A tummyache to rip their entire being apart, perhaps.

[holyfight]

Haaaaaaaaaah-! I've never heard of anyone doing that! Although I bet Kurosaki-kun probably would, if they tried to eat him!

[lbr she's seen so much shit she had no trouble believing any of this.]

[supurrior]

It's really no trouble for someone of my immense power. This is not the main way I keep them in line, but I am fully capable of intense punishment if anyone dares cross my way.

[Which is awesome for Kuroneko, who really likes it when people play along with her. It's fine if they don't think they're playing along!]

[holyfight]

Ehhhhhhhh!? But how do you keep them in line if it's not with punishment?

[supurrior]

They recognize my magnificence and complete authority.