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[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]

Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--

[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]

Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.

[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]

Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.

[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]

Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--

[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]

A-ah...I...

...

D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!

[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]

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[Dammit Ange, she's supposed to be the sassy one! Kuroneko was more curious about the cat on the other end, though.]

Are you meaning to say that you received a cat on your doorstep as well?

[ SURVIVAL OF THE SASSIEST, GO. But it's okay, Ange's not too set on making fun of her (apparently other people already took this task upon them) so she doesn't mind talking about it. ]

Yeah. I'm not sure how to feel about it though.

[ She turns on video, but instead of showing herself she points it at a cat (who looks.. just like Ange, honestly..) in the room. ]

[CUUUUUUUTE. Not that she could see Kuroneko smiling on the other end, though.]

You should be thankful that such an elegant animal had crossed your path.

.. Elegant animal? [ give ange a moment to glance from the text at the cat.. and back to the text.. and back to the cat.. ]

Sorry to say, but I think you've misplaced your glasses.

Every cat has the chance to be elegant if reigned in properly. Perhaps that reflects moreso on your own character.

I just got this only a little while ago and it was already like this to begin with. That would say more about its previous owner then.

[ she's fairly sure any sane cat would eventually just permanently make this expression after being confronted with yozora.. ]

[Kuroneko would wholeheartedly agree with Ange on this one.]

Do you know who it was? I wonder if it was the same person who gave me my cat. While I am still training it to be part of my legion of shadows, she is not very cooperative.

Judging from the other people who got cats recently, I'd say it's Yozora. [ then again, not like she knows this girl, so-- ] Did you know her too? If you didn't, then I guess I'll have to make a whole new theory.

Barely. All I know is that she was a bitch content with throwing rocks at people's windows as a greeting and accusing me of having bad taste in anime.

We only had one unpleasant meeting, so it's surprising why I'd get a cat. Still, I appreciate the gesture. A familiar is going to work in my favor, after all.

[ .. Throwing rocks at windows.. yup, that sounds familiar. Yozora did that to her all the time. ]

I don't think she was entirely thinking of a familiar of all things when she gave you that cat though.

[Coincidentally, Kuroneko's first meeting with Yozora involved one of those events.]

Well, then she'd simply have to deal with it, wouldn't she?

[ Kuroneko witnessed it in person and never knew..!! ]

I don't know. If that girl would suddenly come back and see you doing stuff like that, she'd probably start yelling again. Not that I care, I'm just saying it'd probably be super annoying.

So in other words, there would be no difference from her former aggravating behavior.

.. Okay, that's true. I guess that if she would come back, she would be super annoying no matter what we'd do. Yozora will always be Yozora.

Indeed.

How long did you know her for? I can't imagine anyone, not even a human, putting up with her attitude for long after one meeting. I should know.

[ There's a long and definitely exaggeratedly drawn-out sigh. ]

Would you believe me if I said I've practically known her ever since both of us arrived here in this city?

...

You have my condolences.

Thanks. At least I'm glad someone else realises the pains I must have gone through. [ She sounds deadpan - she's probably not entirely serious, after all, even if there's a basis of truth in it.. ]

She never left me alone either. I wonder if it was some weird obsession..

How ridiculous...she does sound as pitiful as I thought she would be. I could only imagine what would happen if she had stuck around, considering that she gave me a cat of my own.

[Ugh, not that you can see it, but Kuroneko's shuddering in her seat right now.]

Maybe she would have gone and sat outside your room all day, breathing against the door. [ ... ] Thinking about it, I honestly wouldn't put that past her to begin with.

Such a disgusting girl. I'm glad she was sent back to whatever forsaken place she came from.

Finally Asgard shall be free of the curse known as Yozora, huh.. At this rate she's almost starting to sound like some legend.

.. Although maybe it's more like a horror story than a legend.

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