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asgardeventide2012-12-17 02:45 pm
supurrior) wrote in asgardeventide2012-12-17 02:45 pm
1st purr --> video
[Just an average afternoon in Asgard, and the feed video is tilted at an awkward angle to reveal a certain someone's room. That certain someone is Kuroneko, dressed in her usual black Lolita dress, her headband adorned by roses. You only see her back as she stares out the window, petting what seems to be a black furball.]
Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--
[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]
Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!
Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.
[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]
Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.
[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]
Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--
[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]
A-ah...I...
...
D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!
[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]
Soon, they will know of my--A-Alice, what are you--
[The black furball is indeed a cat, and it manages to scramble out of her arms and back to her bed. The cat that Yozora had left on her doorstep still never listened to her. Perhaps the cat didn't respond to what Kuroneko renamed her, but no matter. Kuroneko keeps going with her...game. She spreads her arms out wide, still facing out the window like a queen on a balcony.]
Huhuhu. Go forth, my minion, and gather your kin. All according to my plan. Once this first step is done, Asgard will kneel to our forces of despair!
Beep, beep. Beep, beep. Click.
[She grabs her cell phone from her pocket and speaks into it, even if there's no one on the other end.]
Yes? Is that so...My my, what a conundrum. We all knew the gods had wished to conspire against our plans in the first place. No matter, I'll take care of it. I have a most cunning plan, after all--[GASP] No way! They've recruited Shikkoku into their ranks? Well, well. This may turn out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. Our victory shall be all the more sweeter.
[She raises her free hand up, almost posing.]
Especially as I, Kuroneko, the Fallen Saint of Senyou, will use this bracelet to--
[Wait..she doesn't have the bracelet. Kuroneko starts to search frantically around the room, looking for that goddamn bracelet. Eventually, you see her surprised face close to the screen.]
A-ah...I...
...
D-don't you dare pay any attention to this!
[As quickly as she blurts that out, the feed suddenly clicks off.]
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Ah, Aoto got me this Meruru wand! Be jealous.
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[and eroge...]
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....Oh....
Oh.
Her brother.
Instead of retaliating, Kirino just clicks her tongue at that, looking away from Kuroneko.]
I wasn't including myself....
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[Honestly, Kirino...]
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[THEY'RE JUST REALLY CUTE.]
I am one but so what? That has nothing to do with it at all.
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Ah, considering there's not much space in that head of yours, I shouldn't be surprised about that either.
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Not like any of them were published, anyways, unlike my novel.
[ahahahahahah!!!! suck it Kuroneko.]
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[YOUR WRITING SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT]
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[why can't she just write 'boom' and be done with it?!]
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[Because pure onomatopoeia is a horrible excuse for writing! Purple prose is the way to go.]