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04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty. Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of

]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her. If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good. Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

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....so, what, that's it? We just don't talk to her?

[ That's a weird PSA ]

Talk about an overprotective dad.

Crow, that termite, and Kaz....

[She's only really surprised at one of those names.]

Why is Crow on there?

....uh-huh.

Don't you think who she talks to is her own choice? I only spoke to her once, but she seemed nice. I wouldn't mind talking to her again. That doesn't mean I'm going to do anything untoward. Besides, I already had to promise Battler if I ever talked to her I had to be an absolute gentleman. Shouldn't that be enough?

Edited 2012-09-03 01:23 (UTC)

Are you sure this is a good idea?

[She's obviously worried that he's going to offend LOTS of people.]

....Yeah, no.

We've had this conversation before, you can't stop me. In fact, I'm gonna do it more to tick you off.

I can't see any possible way this could backfire on you.

[ Okay so she has no choice but to comment since Soushi is on that list. From her end, she lets out a sigh. ]

Being an overprotective parent isn’t going to do you any favours.

Hey--!! I already said I'd keep my hands off, why am I on the list?!

Why is gender of import in potentially speaking with her?

Kurt doesn't partake in the female body.

I am pretty sure the closest he has been to kissing a girl besides his mid-life crisis was paying tribute to his Madonna poster in his room.

But I was talking to her too, mister. You aren't going to guy me are you?

You're not going to stop me. As a matter of fact, I'll ask her out on another date right under your nose.

I'M SO SORRY TO HAVE RUINED YOUR PRECIOUS DAUGHTER'S EARS WITH MY INANE CHATTER AND IMPROPER CONVERSAAAATION!

I confess! I talked to her!

[Actually, she talked to him first-]

Put me on your list! Look on me with disgust and scorn! I deserve it all!

I don't think this will work out like you think it will.

I might say hello if I see her.

So I can do anything I want with her as long as I don't talk?

If I were in her position, I would be embarrassed by this.

[~~what he's not on the list?~~ Actually he doesn't even know her so scratch that.]

Overprotective much?

... there are people who actually do this kind of shit? [Roommate has a weird dad dear god. Also it can be noted that Shiki looks and sounds rather masculine if narration is anything to go by so.

Take that as you will, Rudolf...!]

[ WELL SHE, FOR ONE, UNDERSTANDS COMPLETELY. ]

Wow, I had no idea Ange's father was here. It's hard to believe...

But - you must be really worried about her, huh?

[ Listen sir, some others here have fathers and father figures, don't give them ideas, if you please.

Though it is somewhat sweet. ]

They have not harmed her, I trust?

You're rather protective, aren't you?

...

["And I thought my father was worse..."

He's going to just. Stare in silence for a few seconds before:]

Are you for real?

Edited 2012-09-03 06:02 (UTC)

And what might Ange say if she sees this, hmm? Did you consider that?

[ Oh no you didn't.

You totally didn't.

Her best friend protective insticts kick in. Sorry Rudolf, she doesn't like this, and her tone makes it clear. ]

Hisao is an important friend of mine. Why is he in that list?

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