04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

[gunsgoldgirls]

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty.  Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of ]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her.  If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good.  Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, I didn't say any of the guys on the list were bad, don't even know most of them. All I know's they talked to Ange on this bracelet thing. I know you're no creep.

[parasiteye]

....You're listing people just because they talked to her??

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yup. That was the point.

[parasiteye]

Are all dads like you??

[gunsgoldgirls]

Only the good ones.

[parasiteye]

Right...

[gunsgoldgirls]

You make it pretty obvious you never had a dad, kid. Then again, it's different when you're the son, only daughters count.

[parasiteye]

He was eaten, remember? We had this conversation before.

[gunsgoldgirls]

...You never said that! You just said kids can get eaten!

[parasiteye]

Oh...well, yeah. That happens too--I guess you'd call her my mother? She did.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Shit, man. Okay, don't make a joke about it, don't make a joke, this is sensitive, don't make a joke--]

Oh. Yeah, my kids' mom eats me sometimes. It's a real pain.

[fuck.]

[parasiteye]

........ [ OHSDFJKLAS;FA ]

What???

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, come on, don't tell me you don't get it!

[parasiteye]

No, I think....we're talking about two different things. Two very different things.

[gunsgoldgirls]

It was just a joke...I know what you're talking about.

[parasiteye]

It doesn't translate over well between worlds.

[gunsgoldgirls]

You never heard it like that?

[parasiteye]

People like me eat each other. That's pretty much the only way to take it.

[gunsgoldgirls]

So you guys are cannibals?

[parasiteye]

Yep, that's pretty much about it.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh...that's cool...and is it normal for a couple to eat eachother? Like...that? Not like the way normal people would?

[parasiteye]

....?? Yeah. If you're smaller than her then generally you're dead as soon as you're done. Sometimes before.

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Done what, exactly?

[parasiteye]

Fucking, I guess.

[gunsgoldgirls]

...So if you want to get laid, you're going to get eaten alive?