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Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty. Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of

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That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her. If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good. Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

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I bet you're ridiculously in debt too.

What? No way I'm in debt, my company's one of the best out there!

[Well, he isn't in debt...yet. If he lost the case or bought them off, then he would be...so basically he's in debt. Yeah.]

I'm starting a business. I bet it ends up better than yours.

You're on! I'm planning on starting one up here myself!

Good luck because you're going to need it.

Yeah, yeah, you talk big while you can. Let the professional handle things.

You don't want to dismiss my hard work.

I've got the hard work and the experience!

I don't think I really care what you have.

Oh, so it's gonna be like that, huh? I get it. Fine then, we'll see who's better! Maybe I'll go a little easy on you as a show of good faith.

Good luck on finding out a way to see who's better.

It's easy, who makes more money.

That's no way to judge things. Especially since I don't plan on making a lot of money.

Then what the hell kind of business are you going for? That's the point of a business, make a lot of money!

I'm making a business so other people can enjoy themselves.

...What's the business?

A ramen stand.

That's lame. Not even gonna make people THAT happy. Ramen stands are good and all, but it's not like it brings joy to those who lay eyes on it.

That blatantly shows how little you know about the true taste of ramen. If you're going to be ignorant, you shouldn't display it to the entire world.

Hey, I like ramen as much as the next guy, but don't make it sound like it's a five star resort!

You've never had my ramen.

Am I gonna see Jesus three times if I do?

Even better. A few supernatural beings who are more powerful than Jesus found themselves addicted to the taste.

Yeah? Will I get to meet them? Shake their hand and get some congratulations?

Keep it up and you might get to meet my knuckles.

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