04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

[gunsgoldgirls]

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty.  Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of ]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her.  If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good.  Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

...You think so? Well, I can step up security.

[highstakesgame]

What power did you say you had again? Would it be any use against a clever, overpowered foe?

[gunsgoldgirls]

....No. Think it's, uh, regeneration?

[highstakesgame]

Then what if one of those boys on the list could overpower you? You could surely regrow whatever limbs they tore off, but in the meantime they would make off with your daughter!

[gunsgoldgirls]

....Guess that's where my witch daughter-in-law comes in?

[highstakesgame]

You would have to make it entertaining enough for me, you know. I don't just work for free.

[gunsgoldgirls]

I figured as much. Wouldn't it be fun for you? Just think about it.

[highstakesgame]

Who's to say?

I could always play double agent and sell you out to the attacking boys, you know.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oof, that'd be low. Don't you care about your dear old man?

[highstakesgame]

Well, I haven't had one in many years - I may have forgotten how to play the part of the dutiful child!

[gunsgoldgirls]

You know, if it was you guys were being a threat to, I'd be doing the same thing.

[highstakesgame]

Eh? Whatever for?

[silly Rudolf, that's what your son is for!]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You're my daughter now, right?

[Sure, but he doesn't trust Battler to do anything.]

[highstakesgame]

Well, yes, but isn't that Battler-san's job?

[gunsgoldgirls]

You think you can trust that dumbass for anything? Sure it's his job, but there's no way he's going ot do it well.

[highstakesgame]

The truth is that I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself, though. I'd only be allowing him for his own edification.

[gunsgoldgirls]

'Course you're capable, but sometimes people just don't listen and you need some backup.

[highstakesgame]

Even then, there are doubtlessly few who could give me a hard time here.