04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

[gunsgoldgirls]

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty.  Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of ]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her.  If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good.  Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

Comments

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, you can't say it's impossible! You don't know for sure, right? It's a devil's proof.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

[ A huff. ] Be as that may, what if he wants children of his own one day? Without the essential parts, how is he going to carry on his lineage?

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Can't do much good with that unless he's gonna adopt. Sucks to be him.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

Which is why I’m saying his necessary parts are still intact. I’m not that cruel to take something like that away from him.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Maybe you're not, but somebody else might've been!

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

N-No, I am entirely sure he still possesses his male parts... [ NOT... GOING INTO DETAIL ON HOW SHE KNOWS... ]

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You think so, huh? There's lots of ways to fake it.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

Fake it? [ OH NO RUDOLF, NOW SHE'S WORRIED IF SOUSHI FAKED WHAT HE DID AFTER... WELL... that. ] How does the male species go about faking possession of their genitalia?

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Medicine's crazy nowadays, they can make one out of a toe or some shit.

[ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. ]

[refute]

A toe!? [ moreso to herself: ]It’s just as I thought. Medicine really has evolved to a more advantaged stage since the early days. I should update my medical books selection...