04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

[gunsgoldgirls]

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty.  Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of ]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her.  If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good.  Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

Comments

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[seventeenpills]

....uh-huh.

Don't you think who she talks to is her own choice? I only spoke to her once, but she seemed nice. I wouldn't mind talking to her again. That doesn't mean I'm going to do anything untoward. Besides, I already had to promise Battler if I ever talked to her I had to be an absolute gentleman. Shouldn't that be enough?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Sure it is, but she's too nice to tell them if they're creeping her out! ...Besides, anybody who knows Battler's gotta be bad news.

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[seventeenpills]

For starters, Battler is a great guy. He's not bad news. Secondly, I think she'd be more than capable of telling someone if they were overstepping their bounds. That's the impression I got at least.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

She's too nice for that for sure! And Battler's the worst pervert there is! I should know my brat son better than anybody.

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[seventeenpills]

You know, you should try asking her what she thinks about that. Father or not, I don't think anyone likes to have these kinds of decisions made for them.

Battler is a friend of mine. I don't care what you say, he's a good guy.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Don't worry about it. She knows how it is.

Battler's just a freak of nature, that's all there is to it.

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[seventeenpills]

I'm going to have to disagree with you. It's obvious to me that you're an unreasonable kind of guy.

I'll talk to whoever I like. Thanks for your concern anyway.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

What? I'm not unreasonable at all! I'm just looking out for my kid! She's real important to me!

Hey, suit yourself, but don't blame me when you realise he's a total weirdo.

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[seventeenpills]

If she's actually important to you, then talk to her about who she wants to spend time with. Don't start making demands of people you don't know on her bahalf. That, Sir, is unreasonable.

I'll take my chances.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I'm not worried about who she wants to spend time with, I'm worried about who might be forcing their presence on her.

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[seventeenpills]

So ask her. If she's really upset by anyone and you two are actually close, I'm sure she'd tell you.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

What if she's being too nice and trying to look for the good in everyone, even people who're just rotten?

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[seventeenpills]

I'm sometimes accused of that myself so I'm not the best person to ask for advice on that front. But isn't part of life making mistakes and growing for having made them? Isn't that how we all mature as people?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Not if it's gonna hurt you. Harmless mistakes are one thing, getting in a bad situation's another.

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[seventeenpills]

It's hurt me once or twice. But I got back up and tried again and was wiser for it. Don't you think she'd appreciate your support more if it was more like support and less like... well, control?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

It's not control! You're crazy! The kind of harm I'm talking about right now's way different than whatever you had!

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[seventeenpills]

Crazy, am I? Let's keep this in perspective - you're the one who's threatening to Gut fifteen people as if they were fish for the simple crime of saying 'Hello, how are you?' to your daughter. To me, that's more than crazy. That's bordering on some kind of sociopathy.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Some of 'em only have that offence, others are worse. Way worse. One of those brats is dating her.

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[seventeenpills]

Well, she's of a normal age for that kind of thing, isn't she? I hope she and whoever it is are very happy together.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

The kid didn't even tell me, found out by accident!

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[seventeenpills]

Do you think maybe you weren't told outright because you might overreact and threaten to gut the guy like a fish?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

No way, it'd be different if I knew right away! Even after one date'd be okay, but after that, you better damn well be telling me! That's when the gutting happens.

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[seventeenpills]

So, if someone asked your permission to date your daughter first, then that would be fine?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Long as he seems like a good guy, sure.

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[seventeenpills]

Well, OK, see, I can understand that. I think it's fairly respectful to ask first.