04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

[gunsgoldgirls]

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty.  Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of ]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her.  If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good.  Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

Comments

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

That's great then but Miss Ange doesn't like being called cute. It's better to say that she's super pretty and comfy.

[Beware Rudolf, you don't know what you've done.]

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Judging by the username...yeah.]

Well she is pretty, but I'm her dad, I can say she's cute, it's different. Wouldn't know about comfy...she probably used to think I was pretty comfy.

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

Is that a dad rule then? I wouldn't know.

[He pausing giving the older man a once over.]

You must be really soft then, Mister.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yep, dads get away with way more!

[He rubs his neck.]

Well, guess so?

[video] I'm sorry for what your about to see orz

[snugglesjugs]

Then being a dad must be fun then. Do you have any other children?

[The mental image Aladdin has right now of a Soft Rodulf]

You must have to worked hard to get back in shape then.

[video] AHAHAHA OH-

[gunsgoldgirls]

It's fun when you've got good kids, my son was real cute, but now he's grown up and a real jerk!

[It's not too far off ]

Haven't really done anything much, think I get lazier and lazier!

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

That's something that happens when people grow up.

[Maybe ange got it from him then....]

With everything going on you might want to think of keeping fit. For your family.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Eeeh...I'm pretty fit, used to be a real sportsman, I'll have you know! But when you get old, you slow down, things naturally soften up!

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

I see, well working out is always a good thing no matter the age. That's what Sinbad told me.

[You mean he yelled that at you, bitty. You were a plumb little piggy at one point and he worked had you running every day..]

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Sinbad? Sinbad the Sailor or just some guy with an unfortunate name?

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

No, Sinbad is a king not a sailor.

[Why would he ask a silly thing like that....oh wait.]

...You're referring to the character from that one thousand nights and one book, aren't you.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Don't really know, just heard the name a bunch.

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

It might be a bit well known if you know the name and title even in passing. Since you're the second person to mention it.

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, it definitely is, that's a big one. ...Whatever it is.

[video]

[snugglesjugs]

I'm guessing if I told you my name it would be pretty recognizable too.

[In a way he hoped it wasn't, it was hard enough warping his head around what happen in that book. Let allow random strangers ]

[video]

[gunsgoldgirls]

I dunno, maybe, maybe not? Depends what it is.

[No, he doesn't know Aladdin - the movie came after his time, and if he knew the story, it would be by the Ali Baba title.]