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04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty. Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of

]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her. If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good. Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

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On the contrary, he is just as human as you and I are. He may have stalker-like tendancies and capable of playing people like harps to get his own way but he is of no immediate danger to your daughter. She isn’t in any type of peril so your overprotective parent tactic is unnecessary.

Are we clear?

...You think it's gonna put me at ease when you say he's got stalker-like tendancies and can play people like harps? No way.

[ “He poses more of a threat to me than anyone else” is what she wanted to say in return to his comment on not feeling assured but decided against it quickly with a frantic shake of her head. Soushi and herself lived in the same abode now so she had to be careful on the things she said to others. In any case, she does agree with him on not feeling at ease after hearing what he did. ]

I suppose that’s a valid point on your part. However, he puts a twist on the loyal dog title.

So then you get why I'm so worried. There's tonnes of crazies like that running around!

If it’s any consolation, he is neutered. [ Which is basically saying that he is on a tight leash, both literally and figuratively. More figuratively though. ]

...For real? He's a eunuch?

An eunuch!? [ The reply on her end may of taken a while due to her looking up the word after not quite understanding what the other was saying. ] I didn’t mean that literally...! Just what kind of person do you take me for!?

Well, I didn't really think they still did that stuff, but it could happen, right?

IT WOOOOOOOOOOON’TTT!!!!

You sure about that? Maybe he is and you just don't know it!

Just what goes on in that shrewd head of yours!?

Nothing, really! But don't you think it's possible?!

Like hell it’s possible you demented old man.

Hey, you can't say it's impossible! You don't know for sure, right? It's a devil's proof.

[ A huff. ] Be as that may, what if he wants children of his own one day? Without the essential parts, how is he going to carry on his lineage?

Can't do much good with that unless he's gonna adopt. Sucks to be him.

Which is why I’m saying his necessary parts are still intact. I’m not that cruel to take something like that away from him.

Maybe you're not, but somebody else might've been!

N-No, I am entirely sure he still possesses his male parts... [ NOT... GOING INTO DETAIL ON HOW SHE KNOWS... ]

You think so, huh? There's lots of ways to fake it.

Fake it? [ OH NO RUDOLF, NOW SHE'S WORRIED IF SOUSHI FAKED WHAT HE DID AFTER... WELL... that. ] How does the male species go about faking possession of their genitalia?

Medicine's crazy nowadays, they can make one out of a toe or some shit.

A toe!? [ moreso to herself: ]It’s just as I thought. Medicine really has evolved to a more advantaged stage since the early days. I should update my medical books selection...

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