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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

UWOOOOOOO STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER?

[gunsgoldgirls]

'Red'? Battler and Ange are my kids, they're both red. "Prick"'s a new one, though.

NO WAY SHE'S BEEN CORRUPTED

[deadcenter]

....Oh, so you're the dad huh?

Chehahaha! Well it's true enough-! I told that kid he would have fit right in at Deadman Wonderland. [aka: his prison.]

okay well that's not surprising, it would've happened either way

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He shrugs] I'm not denying that he's a dumbass...

oh is that so n_n

[deadcenter]

....Wait a second- somethin' doesn't add up here. I thought the rest of you were dead.

Ange said that I think.

look at who her parents are. just look. tmi family with guns

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Ah, all of us, huh...guess that makes sense anyway. Kinda hoped the boy and wife got out safe, but nothing you can do.

oh true 8|

[deadcenter]

Well I think the gods can revive people and bring 'em back... so maybe your wife will turn up too.

going to be corrupted one way or other

[gunsgoldgirls]

Showing up here and actually living's a little different.

I'm happy to enjoy a single life while I can. Just can't help feeling like it's my fault if she dies, same goes for Battler.

[Or maybe Kyrie did get away and took the chance to kill Battler ]

[deadcenter]

[He blinks... huh, didn't mean for it to turn up like this.]

Just don't worry about it then- you got your kids here, and I talk to Ange all the time. She's a good kid.

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Do you now?

[daddy senses tingling!!!!]

[deadcenter]

[UH OH.]

Yeah.... why- that a problem or somethin' old man? [got a problem with the big cyclops talking to her? n_n]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[SURE DO]

Depends if you're making it a problem.

1/2

[deadcenter]

[.....what the fuck-]

[deadcenter]

I'll make it a problem if you make it a problem. [YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!]

[gunsgoldgirls]

I'm gonna make it a problem if there's anything going on that shouldn't be with a pure young woman!!

[deadcenter]

.....Hah?

What the hell would be goin' on that shouldn't be? [hi you're dealing with the biggest prude.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Good.]

I know she's pretty and all, but I won't stand for anybody tryin' to chat her up or copping a feel!

1/2

[deadcenter]

Wh...what? Copping a- [OH.]

[deadcenter]

Whaaaat?! Why the hell would I do somethin' like that?! No goddamn way!!

1/2

[gunsgoldgirls]

[...That reaction...what...even...]

[gunsgoldgirls]

What'samatter, boy, my Ange not good enough for you?! What kind of crazy standards do you have?!

[deadcenter]

It's not like that at all you creepy old fuck! She's just someone I talk to- I don't see her like that at all! Shit!

ILU...

[parasiteye]

Yeah, geez~ What's wrong with Ange? besides her horrid personality

SOBS LOUDLY

[deadcenter]

Not again! Not this shit again-!!!

I thought this fuckin' shit was over! [PRETTY SOON THE HORSES WILL START AGAIN!!!]

this icon forever

[gunsgoldgirls]

Men can't be trusted...!! We're all pigs! PIGS.

Threadjack?

[dreamsonwings]

Hey! Leave Senji-san alone, mister! He's nice!