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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[parasiteye]

Holy fuck you are gay!

[deadcenter]

I am not! [DAMMIT, CAN'T A GUY APPRECIATE WOMEN WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THEIR BODY ALL THE TIME?!]

[parasiteye]

What the fuck is sexy about a girl with no curves?!

[deadcenter]

[....her personality.... EW SENJI, COME ON.]

I just can't take it okay! I don't wanna lose anymore blood from those women! [because he gets nosebleeds from them if he sees their junk going on....]

senji I hate to tell you think but women don't usually have junk....

[parasiteye]

.......Yeah, okay, see women shouldn't make you bleed. Maybe you have bad taste.

AHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEAAAAAANN!!!!

[deadcenter]

The only kind if chicks that were around in prison were Minatsuki! She always flashed her damn underwear at me! [TRAUMATIZING.]

I KNOW KAINE'S THE EXCEPT HERE BUT GOSHHHH

[parasiteye]

--You were in prison???? Well shit no wonder he doesn't want you near her~

WAIT WHATS UP WITH KAINE?!!

[deadcenter]

Yeah I was in there for seven years....! When Minatsuki is the only chick you really see around you have a hard time trustin' any of them again! [stupid liar flower....]

KAINE HAS A PEEN UNDER HER DRESS

[parasiteye]

Yeah, I guess she'd make for slim pickings...

WHAT NO YOU'RE JOKING WHAT!!

[deadcenter]

That's a huge understatement....

I guess you'd like the captain of the guards though. I think I heard the guys talking before and they said she has g-cups. [fucking makina.]

AHAHAH NO I'M SERIOUS

[parasiteye]

....Prison in your world sound pretty sweet.

OH MY GOD ............... what is true in this world anymore..... is my life a lie...?!

[deadcenter]

...Well, I thought it was pretty cool- able to go into the ring and kill people. I got to cut up tons of bastards.

sdjksdkjgsk LMAO LMAO

[parasiteye]

....What the fuck kind of prison was this??

[deadcenter]

Deadman Wonderland. The place where criminals put on shows for the public. On the surface at least, underground is where they kept us other Deadmen and we would fight in the ring to the death all the time.

You either die, or if you manage to live after you lose they strap you into a chair and do a little roulette to see which body part they'll take away. Exactly why I'm a cyclops now. Bitch doctor yanked my eye right out of it's socket.

Cheh! It's still less insane than the world outside of prison if you ask me.

[parasiteye]

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What.

[deadcenter]

What-....? [HE SEES NO PROBLEM HERE.]

[occulthymns]

You're both disgusting.

[deadcenter]

It's not me! Dammit Euri!

[occulthymns]

You're not being any better than Kaz right now!

[deadcenter]

Wha.....! I was just.... tellin' him what I heard from the others about that guard captain!

[occulthymns]

That's still gross! What if someone started talking about you like that?

[parasiteye]

You're just jealous because you're a washboard.

[occulthymns]

Oh? What was that? I could've sworn I heard you say "Cut me off for an entire week, Euri, and then cut it off!"

[parasiteye]

.............................

N-no...I think you misheard...

[occulthymns]

[Practically hissing.]

Did I?