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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

KAINE HAS A PEEN UNDER HER DRESS

[parasiteye]

Yeah, I guess she'd make for slim pickings...

WHAT NO YOU'RE JOKING WHAT!!

[deadcenter]

That's a huge understatement....

I guess you'd like the captain of the guards though. I think I heard the guys talking before and they said she has g-cups. [fucking makina.]

AHAHAH NO I'M SERIOUS

[parasiteye]

....Prison in your world sound pretty sweet.

OH MY GOD ............... what is true in this world anymore..... is my life a lie...?!

[deadcenter]

...Well, I thought it was pretty cool- able to go into the ring and kill people. I got to cut up tons of bastards.

sdjksdkjgsk LMAO LMAO

[parasiteye]

....What the fuck kind of prison was this??

[deadcenter]

Deadman Wonderland. The place where criminals put on shows for the public. On the surface at least, underground is where they kept us other Deadmen and we would fight in the ring to the death all the time.

You either die, or if you manage to live after you lose they strap you into a chair and do a little roulette to see which body part they'll take away. Exactly why I'm a cyclops now. Bitch doctor yanked my eye right out of it's socket.

Cheh! It's still less insane than the world outside of prison if you ask me.

[parasiteye]

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What.

[deadcenter]

What-....? [HE SEES NO PROBLEM HERE.]

[parasiteye]

There's no way that's a real place, that's bullshit.

[deadcenter]

Believe whatever you want, it's real alright. You've never heard of corrupt organizations before?

[parasiteye]

Of course I have--but that's just fucked up.

[occulthymns]

You're both disgusting.

[deadcenter]

It's not me! Dammit Euri!

[occulthymns]

You're not being any better than Kaz right now!

[deadcenter]

Wha.....! I was just.... tellin' him what I heard from the others about that guard captain!

[occulthymns]

That's still gross! What if someone started talking about you like that?

[deadcenter]

Like what?! They don't have anythin' to say about me! [....canonly the promoter says to Ganta, "HEY THAT CROW IS A BIG MUSCLE HEAD HUH? THEY SAY EVEN HIS COCK IS RIPPED.]

[occulthymns]

[ALKFJLASKJFLSJF /SWOON~]

Your dick, idiot!

[parasiteye]

Bet he can't even get it up....

[parasiteye]

You're just jealous because you're a washboard.

[occulthymns]

Oh? What was that? I could've sworn I heard you say "Cut me off for an entire week, Euri, and then cut it off!"

[parasiteye]

.............................

N-no...I think you misheard...

[occulthymns]

[Practically hissing.]

Did I?

[parasiteye]

Totally nothing wrong with small tits....love 'em.

[occulthymns]

I'm not small!