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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

Small sacrifices. You're the one who stands to gain the most, so you have ot put up at least a bit of loss.

[parasiteye]

Do you get better sex if you pay for dinner?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Damn right you do!

[parasiteye]

--You serious??

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, they're way more likely to put out, and do a better job of it too! Works better with some women than with others, most of the women I know who're well satisfied with just that I have zero respect for, but they're still damn good looking and in bed, so who cares.

[parasiteye]

And it's just dinner? Nothing fancy?

[gunsgoldgirls]

The dinner can be as fancy as you want, but I wouldn't suggest fast food or anything. [He laughs]

You might find the fancier the restaurant, the better the payoff. But yeah, you don't really have to go anywhere else. Just wine and dine.

[parasiteye]

What if she drinks like....a lot. Like a lot.

[gunsgoldgirls]

A little's good, but if she's drunk or something...well, I guess it depends on her, she could either be way more fun, or completely useless.

[parasiteye]

No, trust me after drink number five it isn't fun anymore. And I'd probably be broke.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Well then don't go over that! Or wait 'til you get to the bedroom to give her a drink, it's a little extra motivation at the end and cuts the cost a tonne if you're not buying it at a restaurant.

[parasiteye]

Oh--good idea. I'll have to try that then...

oops wrong spouse...

[gunsgoldgirls]

If you can cook at all, that's good too, I bet. I'm no good so I haven't put it into practice though.

HAHAHA FOR A SECOND I WAS LIKE WHOAAA

[parasiteye]

That makes two of us.

ahaha it would just be the worst if suddenly kyrie happened here?!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Aah, there's just no use, men like us can't cook...! Oh well, when you're rich you can hire a chef and it'll all work out just fine.

everyone would be in trouble okay

[parasiteye]

I want to be rich...

as if kaz's stalker wasn't enough

[gunsgoldgirls]

You better work on that, every playboy's gotta be rich!

sobbing

[parasiteye]

It's a work in progress.

[gunsgoldgirls]

The key to that's just finding a way to worm it out of idiots. Some people'd call it a scam, but you can just call it an idiot tax.

[parasiteye]

Hah! Fuck, I like you.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Same here, you're my kinda guy, kid!