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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[gunsgoldgirls]

Sorry, it's gotta be said. I don't want anyone else falling for the same thing I did.

[SERIOUSLY, THESE BITCHES ARE FUCKING CRAZY. JUST YOU WAAAIT]

[parasiteye]

Seriously--there will be none of that happening. We'll get rid of it.

[gunsgoldgirls]

You think it's easy to tell a woman to get rid of it - especially if she's crazy for you? I sure tried that, but nothing doing.

[parasiteye]

No...if we had one, it would be a monster. A monster.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Case in point, my idiot son. But it sure as hell happens, like a force that can't be stopped.

Unless you make sure to be careful she's not tricking you.

[parasiteye]

I will shove the pills down her throat myself if I have to.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's the spirit. Can't trust 'em unless you do it yourself! Learn from my mistakes, boy. You might think aggressive women are more fun in bed, and it's true, but you have to remember they're aggressive out of it too.

[parasiteye]

Ugh, you are so right you don't even know... This other girl I know? Totally fucking nuts.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, I know, believe me. But two crazy women? Now that's overkill, so young and already so unfortunate...

[parasiteye]

What, I can't drop one of 'em. One's a good meal ticket and the other is really good in bed.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Now see there's your problem, you need to be the one offering good meals, that's the kind of stuff women like. If that's all she's good for, I'd be looking for a way to make her unnecessary. The one who's good in bed's a keeper, though.

[parasiteye]

Why do I have to be the one to spend cash??

[gunsgoldgirls]

Small sacrifices. You're the one who stands to gain the most, so you have ot put up at least a bit of loss.

[parasiteye]

Do you get better sex if you pay for dinner?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Damn right you do!

[parasiteye]

--You serious??

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, they're way more likely to put out, and do a better job of it too! Works better with some women than with others, most of the women I know who're well satisfied with just that I have zero respect for, but they're still damn good looking and in bed, so who cares.

[parasiteye]

And it's just dinner? Nothing fancy?

[gunsgoldgirls]

The dinner can be as fancy as you want, but I wouldn't suggest fast food or anything. [He laughs]

You might find the fancier the restaurant, the better the payoff. But yeah, you don't really have to go anywhere else. Just wine and dine.

99 problems plays in the background of this thread

[madamemoiselle]

Oh? A meal ticket?

[parasiteye]

What the fuck, where do you even come from?!

[madamemoiselle]

[dude kaz you should have realized that diva is a creepy stalker by now]

Hey, Kaz, you've been saying really stupid things lately, you know!

[parasiteye]

Hi...Diva....

[madamemoiselle]

[She gives a little wave at the camera, then blows a kiss! ♥

Before turning it off.

:)...]

[parasiteye]

[ oh ffffffuck asdjkfak ]