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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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MANLY TEARS!! UWOO BATTLER...KYRIE...I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO TELL YOU...

[gunsgoldgirls]

Then what the hell's wrong with you, brat?! You some kinda sociopath?!

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

[deadcenter]

Yeah sure whatever! It's better than being some fuckin' creepy pervert that wants dudes to fuck up his daughter!

You sure have some goddamn standards you old man!

STAP!!!!!!!!!

[gunsgoldgirls]

[SCREAM?!]

The hell?! No way, dumbass, I don't want anybody near Ange! She's young and innocent and men are disgusting!!

I CANT STAP 1/2

[deadcenter]

Then why are you-....

[no... NO! There is a different approach to this!]

PUKES

[deadcenter]

....Yeah you're right, I totally do all that shit with her.

[TIE TO MAKE HIM EVEN MORE PISSED.]

AHAHAHAAHAHA OH NO, FUCK YOU?! 1/2

[gunsgoldgirls]

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I don't have any icons to describe this emotion

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Yeah he's totally shouting and grabbing that sawed-off, working the lever to check the number of bullets! n_n]

You want to run that by me again, punk?

I'M LAUGHING. WAY TOO HARD.

[deadcenter]

You heard me!

[oh my god he has to keep telling himself internally not to freak out.]

She takes it good!

JESUS DICK...

[gunsgoldgirls]

AAAAH I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT?! You're lucky it's not her mother here, she'd screw you up good!!

[And he leaves his suite...even though he has no idea where he's going, but... CRAZY GUY WITH A GUN AROUND TOWN, YUP.

Also Kyrie would totally have a clear head about this and it wouldn't have happened in the first place, so...]

JESUS DICK?!?!!

[deadcenter]

[everything would have turned out better if kyrie were around....]

Oh! You comin' to get me or something?! Cheh! I'll fuck you up good if you even try it!

You sure you wanna mess with someone from Thor?! I'm a murderer you know, I was in prison for seven years! There's no way you'll win!

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY PROFANITIES...

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, well so's my wife?! I killed some kind of demon girl yesterday...!!

[so much rage he can't even think straight. Have some rambling.]

NO I DO NOT YOU BN

[deadcenter]

You killed a demon girl yesterday-?! Kehahahahaha!

Interesting! It'll be fun to sssslice you up!

koz likes the bn

[gunsgoldgirls]

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, boy!

i do i really do like the bn

[deadcenter]

Even if you shoot me I'd still cut you up before that bullet would reach.

[parasiteye]

Maybe he's just not interested. You know.

In girls.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's kinda what I'm getting to thinking. Not like I care what he's into, but he can't say there's something wrong with my daughter!!

BESIDES HER PERSONALITY i mean

[parasiteye]

Yeah, totally. Ange's fine. [ or will be in a few more years 8> ]

oh right, true

[gunsgoldgirls]

Right? Right? Nothing like that Battler who's got an ugly mug like me, she's beautiful like her mother!!

[parasiteye]

....I can see that. Must've had a hot mom.

[gunsgoldgirls]

You're damn right! Tits like you wouldn't believe!

[yeah he's too worked up to even know what he's saying]

[parasiteye]

Wait wait come on--what're we talkin' here? D-cups? Bigger?

we're talking ridiculous anime boobs

[gunsgoldgirls]

Double D, maybe E, and she's thin as a stick, but hips.

rudolf.....you're the man

[parasiteye]

Holy shit you married that??? [ JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS ]

How the fuck did you score something like that???

aww yeaah all bow down to the master

[gunsgoldgirls]

Heheh, what's even better is she waited around to marry me for ages. Had another before her and got to have her on the side anyway.

[parasiteye]

What the fuck are you serious?!