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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[parasiteye]

What the fuck are you serious?!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, and more than just those two, even now, and before I was married at all! Some better than others, but I can afford to be picky without any lack of selection. But Kyrie's something else, waited through a twelve year marriage and blew off her crazy yakuza family headship to sleep with me!

[parasiteye]

What the fuck did you do????

[gunsgoldgirls]

I could tell you what I normally do, but even I couldn't have predicted that. Draw back is she's damn scary, but otherwise I feel I lead a blessed life.

[parasiteye]

Shit...you are so fucking lucky.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Tell me about it. When it comes to sex, I'm a happy man. Wish I could offer lessons.

[parasiteye]

What do you do?? Do you have like...a secret strategy or something?? Something they like?

[gunsgoldgirls]

The key's covering all bases. Some women go for looks, some for money, some the personality - even smoking. Hell, some just like what they've heard about the sex.

[parasiteye]

[ RUDLOF YOU ARE A GOD.... ]

Right, got it....

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Yes, yes, shower him with praise!]

You just gotta know your customer base.

[parasiteye]

This place it a bit different....

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, but for someone like you...you're just the right age for most of the girls around here, shouldn't have to change the formula much.

[parasiteye]

...Well, there are a couple...

[gunsgoldgirls]

A few you got your eye on? It's also important to let them come to you, don't be desperate! Show 'em why they should, but let them be the ones to act.

[parasiteye]

Letting them come to me... [ thinks of euri calling him at 3am about stalkers 8|;; noooot so satisfying. ]

That works well with normal ones?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Sure, just do enough to make them want you and they'll give in real easy.

Hell, even the ones who aren't normal, that's how I got my wife after all.

[parasiteye]

Yeah there's sort of a girl like that here too.

Minus the chest anyway.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That so? What's she like, then, she one of the ones you're looking at getting hold of?

[parasiteye]

You kidding?? I get a hold of that like nine times a week.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He laughs] Sounds like my life alright. So then you're just looking for the supplementary girls. Somehow it gets even easier.

[parasiteye]

Well yeah, if they stay around too long they get clingy, so...

[gunsgoldgirls]

Geez, tell me about it. Be careful you don't get anyone pregnant, kid. If you think that's clingy...

[parasiteye]

No--no, she's takin' something for that!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, that's what they both told me - all three times. The first two were probably on purpose, but I can believe the last was an accident at least.

[parasiteye]

....trust me, neither of us want kids. At all.