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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

Comments

[parasiteye]

Yeah there's sort of a girl like that here too.

Minus the chest anyway.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That so? What's she like, then, she one of the ones you're looking at getting hold of?

[parasiteye]

You kidding?? I get a hold of that like nine times a week.

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He laughs] Sounds like my life alright. So then you're just looking for the supplementary girls. Somehow it gets even easier.

[parasiteye]

Well yeah, if they stay around too long they get clingy, so...

[gunsgoldgirls]

Geez, tell me about it. Be careful you don't get anyone pregnant, kid. If you think that's clingy...

[parasiteye]

No--no, she's takin' something for that!

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, that's what they both told me - all three times. The first two were probably on purpose, but I can believe the last was an accident at least.

[parasiteye]

....trust me, neither of us want kids. At all.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Neither did me and Kyrie, but it sure is a convenient way to trap a guy.

[parasiteye]

........... [ RUDOLF NO DON'T MAKE HIM PARANOID ]

[gunsgoldgirls]

Sorry, it's gotta be said. I don't want anyone else falling for the same thing I did.

[SERIOUSLY, THESE BITCHES ARE FUCKING CRAZY. JUST YOU WAAAIT]

[parasiteye]

Seriously--there will be none of that happening. We'll get rid of it.

[gunsgoldgirls]

You think it's easy to tell a woman to get rid of it - especially if she's crazy for you? I sure tried that, but nothing doing.

[parasiteye]

No...if we had one, it would be a monster. A monster.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Case in point, my idiot son. But it sure as hell happens, like a force that can't be stopped.

Unless you make sure to be careful she's not tricking you.

[parasiteye]

I will shove the pills down her throat myself if I have to.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's the spirit. Can't trust 'em unless you do it yourself! Learn from my mistakes, boy. You might think aggressive women are more fun in bed, and it's true, but you have to remember they're aggressive out of it too.

[parasiteye]

Ugh, you are so right you don't even know... This other girl I know? Totally fucking nuts.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, I know, believe me. But two crazy women? Now that's overkill, so young and already so unfortunate...

[parasiteye]

What, I can't drop one of 'em. One's a good meal ticket and the other is really good in bed.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Now see there's your problem, you need to be the one offering good meals, that's the kind of stuff women like. If that's all she's good for, I'd be looking for a way to make her unnecessary. The one who's good in bed's a keeper, though.

[parasiteye]

Why do I have to be the one to spend cash??

99 problems plays in the background of this thread

[madamemoiselle]

Oh? A meal ticket?

[parasiteye]

What the fuck, where do you even come from?!