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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I was giving him the chance, you know!

[dreamsonwings]

Not with you yelling at him! Anyone will get worked up if you do that!

[gunsgoldgirls]

He started it!

[dreamsonwings]

Well be a man and end it.

[Sora serious? Whoa...]

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's not how it works, men don't just walk away!!

[dreamsonwings]

[No, that's just the guy's head between the legs talking.]

Who says?

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Same thing]

Any man you talk to says! It's in the blood!

[dreamsonwings]

Not all guys do that.

[gunsgoldgirls]

They sure want to.

[dreamsonwings]

Have you met every single man?

[Hey, don't talk shit about her friends back home. That includes Merlin and Arthur here.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

You know I haven't. But I guarantee you ninety-nine percent are the same.

[dreamsonwings]

Sorry but I don't believe you.

[gunsgoldgirls]

You'll find out when you're older.

[dreamsonwings]

I'm an optimist.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah? Well good luck with that, never seen it end up well.

[dreamsonwings]

I feel kinda bad for you then.

[gunsgoldgirls]

When you get to be middle-aged and see everything go to hell a few times over, that's just how it is. Hope it doesn't happen to you, it's a shame for that crap to happen to cute girls.

[dreamsonwings]

[Flat look.]

You say that to every girl?

[gunsgoldgirls]

What do you take me for? I'm giving you life lessons!

[dreamsonwings]

No offense mister, but you're pretty bad at it.

[gunsgoldgirls]

I can too be good at it! You just don't know good advice when you hear it.

[dreamsonwings]

Says the guys yelling at Senji-san.

[gunsgoldgirls]

I told you he started it!

[dreamsonwings]

And have you stopped?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, we're good now. So knock it off...and if you know that other girl, tell her the same.