KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2012-01-24 12:57 pm
meatshields) wrote in asgardeventide2012-01-24 12:57 pm
Entry tags:
- ange ushiromiya,
- cody travers,
- eve neuschwanstein,
- johnny d'amico,
- juuza amakusa,
- keine kamishirasawa,
- lucille,
- momoka oginome,
- nill,
- orphaner dualscar,
- rika furude,
- sena kashiwazaki,
- shiage hamazura,
- shigure sohma,
- shu ouma,
- spinel,
- sweden,
- tsukiko yahisa,
- utena tenjou,
- vriska serket,
- yozora mikazuki
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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]
Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!
By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?
[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]
The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."
[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]
Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!
[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!
[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!
[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!
[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]
( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )
Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!
By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?
[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]
The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."
[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]
Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!
[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!
[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!
[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!
[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]
( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )
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I... see this is the club you were talking about! [sweatdrops...]
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It's not what you think! Gh, d-damn Meat...
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That damned fox bitch, I was only trying to get the Neighbors Club going while she was slacking off!
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Hey, you! That was going way too far. You should go apologize for makin' her cry like that!
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She brought it upon herself.
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IT IS NOT A LESBIAN CLUB!
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...I think I'm a little confused about this.
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We are the Neighbors Club. [ Like that explains anything. ]
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You can't be serious.
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The winner of that round will be me, obviously.
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Now now, can't we all play nice...?
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she's not sure if she understands what's going on but-- all the frantic gestures, man. fighting! fighting is bad! please don't fight! D: D: D: ]
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I'm sorry?
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coincidental? OR DESHTINY?
Oh, it's you! Do you remember me? [ she is so excited... AND APPARENTLY SO AM I FOR THAT HIDEOUS TYPO ]
[ wow she totally didn't even hear what you said... ]
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So where do I sign up?
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Banned!
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video. why do i know you again, eroe . . .
he's laughing so hard he can't even reply properly. ]
search your feelings
Hey! Hey!
searching my feelings involves a lot of hard work :x
i am your sunshine your only sunshine
i make you happy when skies are gray?
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Oh, it's Abrasive Vegetarian Eater-sama and that piece of meat she definitely isn't with.
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Wh- who told you to call me that!
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[That is legal enough here to advertise it this openly? Even more in a place wehre everyone can see it! He hopes that no children heard it.]
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I don't know what that Meat does in her private time but we are definitely not that kind of establishment.
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Yes. Yes that is her hive that she sees on this feed. Why, oh why, is Baldr so full of freaks and weirdos????????
Vriska actually opens her window to watch what's going on outside, only half listening to the bickering happening on the video. This is amazing. Humans are amazing, in the most ridiculously, hilariously awful way possible.
Finally she withdraws back into her room and considers the video again before actually switching her own video function on and responding. ]
Wow. It's hard to even know where to begin! That was so completely inane, I think you melted my thinkpan a little. I am a little disgusted, but I guess also a little impressed by how completely stupid that was!
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Thank you for your unwanted opinion.
[ Nope, not commenting on Vriska's appearance just yet. ]
I would explain, but on second thought, it's better not to waste my breath on something so pointless.
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Is she alright? I think you two are misunderstanding each other, or something like that...
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It's not a misunderstanding. She did this on purpose, I'm sure of it.
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There are people who might enjoy that sort of thing. What's wrong with spending time alone? Sometimes big groups of people can be kind of scary.
[He is completely oblivious to what everyone else has picked up on.]
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In any case, I am not apologizing to that slab of meat.
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You two shouldn't fight like that!
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Is that a recruitment poster?
[Asking just in case because it's horrible and he's unsure.]
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That's right. It's a recruitment poster for Meat's terrible club. It's called Otaku Losers Anonymous.
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