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KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA ([personal profile] meatshields) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-01-24 12:57 pm

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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?


[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )
histories: [mildly surprised/dumbfounded] (whatisthisidonteven)

[personal profile] histories 2012-01-24 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[what... did she just watch...]

I... see this is the club you were talking about! [sweatdrops...]
utenamobile: (The thunder does NOT roll.)

[Video]

[personal profile] utenamobile 2012-01-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, what just happened---!? WHAT WAS THAT SIGN? But more importantly, she made that girl cry!]

Hey, you! That was going way too far. You should go apologize for makin' her cry like that!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ NO WHY ]

It's not what you think! Gh, d-damn Meat...
defiesfinality: (Worst and Kuroyoru should get a room.)

[Video]

[personal profile] defiesfinality 2012-01-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Yozora... You should'va said that you were runnin' a lesbain club for the start.

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yozora turns red and looks away as she is being spoken to. She probably realizes that Utena is right! Probably. But she doesn't wanna apologize. ]

She brought it upon herself.
histories: [mildly surprised/dumbfounded] (whatisthisidonteven)

[personal profile] histories 2012-01-24 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[because of potential shenanigan-related fun?]

A--... Ah. That...

[deep breath now, let's keep a straight face...!]

She chose quite an interesting choice of words for that poster, didn't she?

Video

[personal profile] loves_a_good_fight 2012-01-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Lazily munching on leftover cupcakes.]

...I think I'm a little confused about this.
orphans: (♒i can never stop myself)

[voice]

[personal profile] orphans 2012-01-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[he isn't... sure
of anything
]

You can't be serious.
utenamobile: (We didn't have Rock n' roll nights.)

[personal profile] utenamobile 2012-01-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be so stubborn. Even if she did throw her own barrage of insults, you still hurt her.

1/2

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Guess who's out to murder a Kashiwazaki? This one. ]

IT IS NOT A LESBIAN CLUB!

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I would never participate something so atrocious as "f-fun private times" with my club members...

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
... Allow me to clarify, seeing as this insipid, idiotic, incompetent slab of meat can't be bothered to do anything right.

We are the Neighbors Club. [ Like that explains anything. ]

[voice]

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-24 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing serious ever comes out of that Meat's mouth. Feel free to ignore it.
utenamobile: (Why run when you can crawl?)

[personal profile] utenamobile 2012-01-24 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
You were pretty rude yourself, but still... [She is a sucker for crying girls.] And why not? When you do that, it makes everything better.
histories: [mildly surprised/dumbfounded] (whatisthisidonteven)

[personal profile] histories 2012-01-24 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I... see... But, Miss Kashiwazaki...

[she's... really hesitant to say this...]
defiesfinality: (Is this little girl replacing Touma?)

[personal profile] defiesfinality 2012-01-24 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
.... [Awkwardly scratching his cheek... Man, he didn't think she knew how to blush.] Heh... That's the sign of a good leader! But still, I don't think people are gonna get the message on what your club is about.

Especially if you got a wacky message like that. You're gonna attract the wrong kinds of people.
defiesfinality: (DEER IN HEADLIGHTS.)

[personal profile] defiesfinality 2012-01-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
W-what the hell!? Who are you calling trash!?
orphans: (♒the palm of my hand's where i)

[voice]

[personal profile] orphans 2012-01-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm referrin' to the both 'a you.
orphans: (♒baby don't stop now)

[personal profile] orphans 2012-01-24 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
An' you are not, how?
histories: [mildly surprised/dumbfounded] (whatisthisidonteven)

[personal profile] histories 2012-01-24 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Whether I will join or not can be discussed later, but...

[so rude to call Keine arrogant... but that can be ignored for now.]

Have you... actually properly read the contents of your poster?

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