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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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[ ... then putting two and two together. ]

But why are you a member?

Isn't it obvious? I don't have friends. [ Yep, she said it. ]

That's not true! We're friends now, aren't we?

-- Ah, I'm Yahisa Tsukiko, by the way!

[ She sputters and snaps back, ] How many times do I have to say friendship doesn't work that way? You can't just say something as superfluous as that!

[ ... god she is so annoying, but... ]

Mikazuki Yozora.

It's not superfluous if I mean it! Every friendship starts out with a meeting, right? Yozora-chan.

[ Yozora's eyes widen when she hears what Tsukiko calls her. No one's ever called her Yozora-chan before! Tsukiko, she can't have this nickname, it's too cute.

She's only showing her blushing face right now because she thinks she's on audio. ]

E-even so! Not once... have I, ever... kept a friend.

[ it's a good thing she won't comment on it-- ]

My friends say I can be pretty stubborn when I need to be-- and I think it's okay to be stubborn for the important things. So...

[ she smiles brightly. ]

Don't worry! You won't lose me.

[ I AM SO TOUGH I GREW UP WITH BOYS never mind that one was a sickie crybaby and the other was forever maternal. ]

[ huffs ] ... Do whatever you want, Tsukiko- [ The last tone rises up, as if she plans on attaching a suffix at the end. But she changes her mind. ] -o.

[ Calling her Tsukiko-chan is too embarrassing and unlike Yozora, anyway. ]

[ oh, she's just BEAMING. Prepare yourself for this friendship, Yozora. ]

I'll be sure to treat you kindly, then!

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