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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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Then it's no surprise it looks like that. [ too accurate eve too accurate ] Hmph, your mad cow disease infected brain reveals itself again. It's other people [ guys at her school ] who beg on their [ guys ] hands and knees for the chance to help me and I step on their [ still just guys ] heads as a reward. So now you have something to be grateful for, you were going to get something like that happen to you when you were being nothing but vulgar and rude.

[ shaking with rage a little ] And that stupid foxface is just a liar and if you believe her, then your brain is even more degraded than I thought! How dare you say that I'd have disgusting intentions to other girls! I'd never allow anyone to slander my friendships that way! [ ...apparently she can't argue against freak ]

Haaaaaa? What kind of sick twisted erofreak are you? Do you just let guys swarm you like some kind of bad dirty movie, while you roll around in the attention? As if anyone would ever want to indulge your twisted little fetishes of stepping on them.

Oh, wow... So far she's sounding a lot more likely to have friends than you are. In fact I'll be genuinely amazed if you even get a single person who doesn't find you downright repulsive if this is how you talk to everyone. Actually, I take that back-- the only short straw you'll draw will be people taking sympathy on you for crying like a bitch.

Your mind is obviously filled with nothing but repulsive things if you're thinking of the things I do like that! I don't ask them to swarm to me!

Guh! Think what you like! A rude bitch who sticks her nose in where it doesn't belong isn't worth listening to.

Yeah, it's obviously your giant tits that do the asking.

Sweet fuck, how many times were you dropped as a child?? If you didn't want people sticking their nose in here don't make such an ugly ad. It practically screams for a comment.

Don't you talk about Shiori-chan like that! [ ...sh-she didn't name the poster, she's talking about the girl in the poster ]

You can't even get me or that other chick to stop talking shit about you, why exactly do you think I won't talk shit about whoever that is?

I don't care what kind of foul-mouthed vulgarity you spew about me but a wonderful and kind girl like Shiori-chan doesn't deserve even a moment of unhappiness caused by two jealous bitches who'll talk nastily about someone who never did anything to them! [ ...but sena... she's a videogame character ] I'll defend Shiori-chan no matter what!

Okaaaaaaaay. So you were dropped upwards of ten plus times.

Seriously, Hilton. It's kind of pathetic how you're defending some Shitero chick more than yourself. If I gave two fucks I might find it pity worthy.

Hmph, you're so baselessly arrogant. Do you really think your insults are anything I haven't heard already? It's not pathetic! Only a selfish bitch would think it's pathetic to defend someone else.

Yeah, so what if I'm selfish and arrogant? I'll take that as a fucking compliment. But there's a huge ass difference between defending someone else and not giving a damn what they say about you. You wouldn't last two seconds against someone with a temper and was willing to break your nose for saying the shit you are.

Hell, I would have slugged you myself earlier on if this was face to face.

Tch, I didn't expect anything better from someone as barbaric as you. Threats of physical violence, how much lower can you go? I don't care what you have to say about me but I won't put up with you talking your trash about Shiori-chan. What are you even saying?

Keh. Hearing you say that just makes me want to talk more about whoever the fuck this Shitero girl is. At least it makes you look like you have a fucking spine instead of just being a Scumeen.

Heh, you can't say anything bad at all about Shiori-chan. She's wonderful and intelligent and kind and she's been through a lot in her life!

[ ahhhhhhhhhh ] Stop mangling her name like that! Shiori-chan's name is Shiori! [ no shit sherlock ]

Whatever, Hilton! You and your white knight cow boobs clearly have some kind of freaky ass complex for this Shitero chick.

*Ignoring her rage at the name? Possible.*

Someone as corrupt-minded as you couldn't possibly understand my friendship with Shiori-chan. That's right! Just stew in your own jealousy that I'm the one who's friends with her and not you! [ SENA SHE DOESN'T EXIST ]

Is this Shitero chick even here? *WELP* I mean shit, why are you flipping out so much if you could just go cry on her shoulder or whatever it is you do to take advantage of that poor girl.

[ waarrrrghhhh her beautiful Shiori-chan's beautiful name! ] You really don't know anything about friendship between girls, do you?! Why would I tell her about all these awful things and make her unhappy?

Haaaa? I don't have any interest in whatever weird-ass friendship you must be running with that chick, and if she's as "perfect" as you keep tooting her horn to be, she probably wouldn't even care.

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