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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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Normalcy is determined by the society that dictates the status quo, which we are not a part of, seeing as we can't seem to go with the rest of them, anyway.

What do you mean, "not part of"? Of what, society? You seem like every other person.

[Just louder, more critical, and more over-reactive.]

Let me ask you one thing. Do you have friends?

Lost those a long time ago. Prison tends to do that.

... I see.

Well then, my club is for people who don't have any. And thus, we strive to become like normals and spend our lives with our friends like any other individual.

Or something like that.

Wouldn't it be easier to just call it a "Friend-making Club?"

Haa? Why would I do that? Do you want me to embarrass myself?

At least the name makes sense. "Neighbor's Club" doesn't mean anything useful.

Neighbors Club makes it sound more enticing!

It makes it sound bland. There's no "hook" to it.

I don't want to hear that from someone who suggested "Friend-making Club"!

At least it tells you what it's about. Which is what a club name is supposed to actually do, by the way.

--The first rule of the club is you don't talk about the club. [ yozora don't worm your way out of this... ]

...Is this club gonna' have food, by any chance?

Yukimura isn't here so I can't promise anything.

Damn. You'd probably attract more people with a well-made spread.

Don't worry. I'll make the poster next time. [ Oh no. ]

...Do you know how? Better than she does?

I do everything better than she does. [ Also a lie. ]

That just sounds like boastin'. Why do you hate that chick so much? Why don't you just fight it out, if you've got all this bad blood?

Mm... [ Did he actually just shut her up? Yes. It's not like she hates her so much that she'd actually start one messy cat fight that involved more than verbal abuse. ]

What is it that you have against her? She comes as kinda' ditzy and stuck up, but you're not exactly the most friendly person.

[ she doesn't answer until she switches to audio ]

I'm not inclined to answer any personal questions from a stranger.

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