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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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... I'm not sure who I should be siding with here, so maybe I should just make some popcorn and wait for round two of the bitchfest...

[ NO DON'T WATCH HER ]

The winner of that round will be me, obviously.

You did have most of the domination there... Not to mention your tone is just way more vicious. If I was placing a bet, I'd definitely go with you.

[ Was that a compliment? ]

Thank you.

[ Awkward. ]

I will do my best, I suppose.

Yeah! Show her who is the boss around there! ... of whatever it is you two were fighting over.

... It's my club. I wasn't planning on starting it up again so soon, but...

... You're seriously in a group with that girl? One of you has got to be a masochist.

That's disgusting.

Anyway, it's not my fault she's here in the first place.

Sooo... Does that make you her keeper then? She definitely seems the type who needs one.

Heh. She's my slave. [ Untrue. ]

... she sure was giving you a lot of lip for being a slave.

[ !!! ] She's a disobedient one, that slab of meat, but I'll put her in her place soon.

Oi. Can I watch? I'd like to see that given what I'm hearing that fat mouth of hers blab on about so far.

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If we wanted the opinion of someone who's better off as a human doormat, we'd have asked.

Oh, you need a mirror to ask for an opinion? I'm sure you can find on easily enough.

Oh did your puny maggot-eaten brain forget your status? If you need a refresher, I'll be generous enough to step on you and wipe off my shoes so you'll remember, human doormat.

Do you always try and talk big after you break down crying like a little bitch, or are you just so fucking pathetic you need to try and stroke your ego to the size of those useless weights attached to your front?

Do you always stick your ugly face in where it's not wanted, needed or asked for and then get offended when your superior in face and form and species shut you down? [ although crying like a little bitch scores a direct hit ] I may have cried but it wasn't because of you so don't gloat when you're just trying to get high on someone else's victory!

I stick my face wherever I want it to be! Unlike you, who prolly has to beg on her hands and knees to even get the chance to talk to another human being. I bet that other chick was dead on with every word. You're some kind of anti-social freak who gets off to little girls, huh? That makes you Queen of the Scum. A Scumeen!

Then it's no surprise it looks like that. [ too accurate eve too accurate ] Hmph, your mad cow disease infected brain reveals itself again. It's other people [ guys at her school ] who beg on their [ guys ] hands and knees for the chance to help me and I step on their [ still just guys ] heads as a reward. So now you have something to be grateful for, you were going to get something like that happen to you when you were being nothing but vulgar and rude.

[ shaking with rage a little ] And that stupid foxface is just a liar and if you believe her, then your brain is even more degraded than I thought! How dare you say that I'd have disgusting intentions to other girls! I'd never allow anyone to slander my friendships that way! [ ...apparently she can't argue against freak ]

Haaaaaa? What kind of sick twisted erofreak are you? Do you just let guys swarm you like some kind of bad dirty movie, while you roll around in the attention? As if anyone would ever want to indulge your twisted little fetishes of stepping on them.

Oh, wow... So far she's sounding a lot more likely to have friends than you are. In fact I'll be genuinely amazed if you even get a single person who doesn't find you downright repulsive if this is how you talk to everyone. Actually, I take that back-- the only short straw you'll draw will be people taking sympathy on you for crying like a bitch.

Your mind is obviously filled with nothing but repulsive things if you're thinking of the things I do like that! I don't ask them to swarm to me!

Guh! Think what you like! A rude bitch who sticks her nose in where it doesn't belong isn't worth listening to.

Yeah, it's obviously your giant tits that do the asking.

Sweet fuck, how many times were you dropped as a child?? If you didn't want people sticking their nose in here don't make such an ugly ad. It practically screams for a comment.