NPC POST - VIDEO

[asgardstricks]

[ Loki is relaxed across a luxurious couch in a plain black t-shirt. Red and gold flicker across the grin on his face, so it's presumable he's relaxing in front of a fireplace, pleased as punch. ]

Stay warm out there, Travellers.

[ Yep, that's it, that's the post. # mocking u 5ever ]

[ OOC NOTES: Just a reminder that all ugly sweaters will revert to normal sweaters on Day 372, the 15th! This post can be used for general Q&A with the gods as well! ]

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[flightofdeath]

Your generosity and creativity truly knows no bounds.

[Fucking Loki he hates you so much.]

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[asgardstricks]

You're welcome! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[fourteenthlight]

It's nice that you're looking out for everyone.

[asgardstricks]

We always are. Because we care.

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[iin2ufferable]

Okay?

[ No seriously, he gets that Loki is trying to mock them but for what?? It is a mystery. It definitely has nothing to do with the awesome sweaters because why would you tease someone about that? ]

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[asgardstricks]

[ He'll just laugh in response, because that is beautiful. ]

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[asgardsverse]

[ And Freyr will just be here, pleased as punch, wearing his own ugly sweater on purpose. ]

This is fantastic.

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[bloodypocket]

Was this really necessary?

[HE DOES NOT WANT TO GO OUT.]

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[snugglesjugs]

[Loki, why you gotta do this, now he's sort of suspicious.]

Thank you??? Please tell me, we wont be wearing these in the warmer months.

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[asgardstricks]

All day, every day, kid. We can't have you getting sick.

[ He is a lying liar that lies. ]

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[theshabbiestofmen]

This is utterly unnecessary. At least you've managed to change the temperature; good job not killing anyone via heatstroke.

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[asgardstricks]

That wasn't us, numbnuts. The sweaters are pretty damn necessary unless you wanna die from a complete 180 frostbite.

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[averagemedium]

D'you know how much knitting this just saved me--

[At least somebody is totally thrilled about the tacky cat sweater. The cats are all tangled up in light-up strings of holiday lights and he thinks it is just the cutest.]

...we get to keep them, right? Because these are great.

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[asgardstricks]

Sure do! A gift from us to you, our dearly beloved guests.

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[usurpers]

[ bullshit someone hold my hoop earrings bc i'm going to punch u in the cornea ]

That's all you have to say?!

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[asgardsverse]

He means nothing bad by it.

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[servesthehuman]

[Normally, Owen would pass this post by but hey, he's from Loki House and kind of wants to know more about his house god. So, have Owen, as linefacey and frowny as ever, wearing a hella stupid Christmas sweater.

In a completely deadpan tone,] You're too kind.

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[asgardsverse]

It won't last long.

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[feathery]

hey can i put in an official request for some jpeg artifacts

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[asgardstricks]

You gonna go digging for em?

[cyan_maid]

[Yeah, thanks for the gesture buster. There's a young lady looking out at you through the video and that grin of yours is just too suspicious.]

So this would be your doing, then?

[asgardstricks]

One of my finest works, if I do say so myself.

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[timesnewroman]

[ Rory didn't get a sweater. He got a poncho. This is not the first time he's looked like a member of a peruvian folk band. He's sort of making this face at it and picking at it. ]

Er....Thank you...? I think.

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[asgardstricks]

You're welcome, mi amigo!

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[subecho]

Brothe -

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...apology. Wrong brother.

video; the hero of asgard :')

[asgardstricks]

When do I get to be the right brother? All I ever wanted was to be number one in your heart, Thor.

[ The extent of Loki's knowledge of MCU?? ]

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[comeonthensexy]

[ Thanks for making him and Rory poncho boys again. ]

It was you.

[ Of course. ]

[Video] hi threadjack

[timesnewroman]

[ Oh, lovely. ]

Yours is more festive than mine.

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[tigers]

[ It speaks for itself. ]

It seems you've made a mistake, old chap. You've put a frenchman on my jumper.

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[asgardstricks]

I thought you could use a friend for once.

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[gallifreyfalls]

I guess I have you to thank for this?

[Just motions at the heinous jumper he's been forced to wear.]

Well. I've seen worse.

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[timesnewroman]

Well, yours is...entirely too festive.

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[bonnypiperlad]

[Jamie is thrilled. Really. So thrilled that he's flipped on the feed and is giving Loki a lovely skeptical face along with a good view of his own sweater.]

Oh, aye, of course. I suppose this is your idea, then.

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[ghani]

It looks good on you.

[ No. No it doesn't. ]

[samantha_grey]

... I suppose I should thank you. It at least made things feel familiar when I woke up to a tacky, lime-green thing on my chest that itches like hell.

Threadjacking for great Justice

[snugglesjugs]

Be glad he chose this opinion Sam, it could have been worse.

[izanyagi]

Does this happen often?

[He should be more annoyed by random sweaters but...he's okay with this]

[asgardstricks]

As often as I want it to.

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[sadandsingle]

...really? You bring us all here and make us wear hideous jumpers? Do you gods have nothing better to do with your time?

[Sure, Tosh, complain about going from death to ugly light-up jumpers.]

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[asgardstricks]

You'll be grateful for the break when you've been here longer than two seconds, toots.

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[palebee]

Did you make all of these yourself? They're marvelous! Where did you ever find the time?

[ Marvelous indeed. ]

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[asgardstricks]

[ wow, winner!! ]

Labour of my love. The things I do for you guys -

[ hint: he is lying his magic did all the work. ]

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

And I thought you guys were being useful for a second there.

[Yes, he was half-insane at the time, but he'd truly believed that the gods were really taking charge in the war when all their powers returned. Now they're sticking people in stupid sweaters. Pyro's is actually rather impressive, but still ugly as shit.

He doesn't sound as angry as he would've once, though. Just flatly unimpressed, which is all the prank deserves.]

Cute, by the way. At least you didn't pick one with candles, or the dick with the Wolverine 'chops would never let me hear the end of it.

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[ghani]

At least yours is... thematically appropriate.

[ She's rather surprised she didn't get a happy little sandworm or something on hers. ]

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[bossily]

[Shrug. Worse things have happened than her sweater. ]

I suppose I ought to thank you for ensuring that it's red.

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[asgardstricks]

Anything for you guys.

[ghani]

Well played.

[ Really, she's mostly amused. ]

[feyecandy]

You look... so very colorful, Ghanima. [He sees no point in hiding his amusement if she doesn't.]

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[asgardsheart]

[ she's wearing her usual dress and flower crown! but she's also giggling. ]

Oh but they do look so adorable in their new clothes!

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[asgardstricks]

Don't they just? We should spoil 'em more often.