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[ Loki is relaxed across a luxurious couch in a plain black t-shirt. Red and gold flicker across the grin on his face, so it's presumable he's relaxing in front of a fireplace, pleased as punch. ]

Stay warm out there, Travellers.

[ Yep, that's it, that's the post. # mocking u 5ever ]

[ OOC NOTES: Just a reminder that all ugly sweaters will revert to normal sweaters on Day 372, the 15th! This post can be used for general Q&A with the gods as well! ]

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Ain't I just? Don't ever say we never did anything for you.

Edited (wow words are a thing ...) 2013-12-13 21:12 (UTC)

Now why would I say that? After all, even though you have brought me to this brave new world where I've already died once, at least you've put a roof over my head.

[the sarcasm is so thick you could cut it with a knife.]

You're welcome!

[ Butter his breakfast with that sarcasm, bro, he eats that shit up! ]

[siiiiiigh.]

Still, better sweaters I suppose than some of your other...tricks.

Seriously. It's kind of depressing how much you idiots cry about something as innocuous as sweaters. I'd say you're no fun at all, but your upset is pretty funny on its own.

Sometimes it's the straw that breaks the camel's back, as the saying goes.

You are weak ass camels.

Most of us aren't used to gods, fighting wars, dying repeatedly or all of the above.

Well, it's time to toughen up. You've been here long enough to have learned by now. We never said this would be a walk in the park.

I wasn't including myself in that statement, you know.

Besides, you keep bringing people in.

We need the bodies. If you guys were sufficient on your own, the city would be cured by now.

Or perhaps you simply need better soldiers. There are children in this place-how children can be expected to help fight a war is beyond me.

That's because we don't expect you to fight. You guys seem to really struggle with this, despite our saying it repeatedly.

You say that despite the fact that during the time I've been here, there have been two direct attacks on the city and whatever the Gentlemen were.

There are plenty of attacks. Never said the kids had to get in the middle of the battlefield. We set up emergency safe houses for a reason, you know.

Those worked so well when we were launched into the mirror world.

No shit, genius. We weren't in the mirror world. That spell isn't even supposed to be possible, so the most we could do was look for a way to get you out.

If the impossible is apparently possible, perhaps you need to broaden your horizons. I'd hate for all our efforts to be meaningless.

Do you think we sit with our thumbs up our asses all day? We all heard the Mother. The war is changing, in more ways than one, and we have no idea what's coming next. But we're all still fighting, because the only other option is to let go.

"The Mother?" Was that who broadcasted that message?

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