NPC POST - VIDEO

[asgardstricks]

[ Loki is relaxed across a luxurious couch in a plain black t-shirt. Red and gold flicker across the grin on his face, so it's presumable he's relaxing in front of a fireplace, pleased as punch. ]

Stay warm out there, Travellers.

[ Yep, that's it, that's the post. # mocking u 5ever ]

[ OOC NOTES: Just a reminder that all ugly sweaters will revert to normal sweaters on Day 372, the 15th! This post can be used for general Q&A with the gods as well! ]

Comments

private text.

[flightofdeath]

Your generosity and creativity truly knows no bounds.

[Fucking Loki he hates you so much.]

[fourteenthlight]

It's nice that you're looking out for everyone.

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[iin2ufferable]

Okay?

[ No seriously, he gets that Loki is trying to mock them but for what?? It is a mystery. It definitely has nothing to do with the awesome sweaters because why would you tease someone about that? ]

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[asgardsverse]

[ And Freyr will just be here, pleased as punch, wearing his own ugly sweater on purpose. ]

This is fantastic.

private text.

[asgardstricks]

You're welcome! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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[snugglesjugs]

[Loki, why you gotta do this, now he's sort of suspicious.]

Thank you??? Please tell me, we wont be wearing these in the warmer months.

voice;

[theshabbiestofmen]

This is utterly unnecessary. At least you've managed to change the temperature; good job not killing anyone via heatstroke.

[asgardstricks]

We always are. Because we care.

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[bloodypocket]

Was this really necessary?

[HE DOES NOT WANT TO GO OUT.]

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[asgardstricks]

[ He'll just laugh in response, because that is beautiful. ]

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[asgardstricks]

No way, Cuddlebutts approval? Everything I've never dreamt of!

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[asgardstricks]

All day, every day, kid. We can't have you getting sick.

[ He is a lying liar that lies. ]

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[averagemedium]

D'you know how much knitting this just saved me--

[At least somebody is totally thrilled about the tacky cat sweater. The cats are all tangled up in light-up strings of holiday lights and he thinks it is just the cutest.]

...we get to keep them, right? Because these are great.

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[iin2ufferable]

Yeah I get it, my face is funny, hah. What's the point of this?

voice;

[asgardstricks]

That wasn't us, numbnuts. The sweaters are pretty damn necessary unless you wanna die from a complete 180 frostbite.

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[usurpers]

[ bullshit someone hold my hoop earrings bc i'm going to punch u in the cornea ]

That's all you have to say?!

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[theshabbiestofmen]

Are you honestly trying to twist this so it's you doing us a favor? I think I can get my own cold-weather gear, thank you.

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[servesthehuman]

[Normally, Owen would pass this post by but hey, he's from Loki House and kind of wants to know more about his house god. So, have Owen, as linefacey and frowny as ever, wearing a hella stupid Christmas sweater.

In a completely deadpan tone,] You're too kind.

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[asgardsverse]

Oh, but they're fun!

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[asgardsverse]

-- must you call me that?

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[asgardsverse]

He means nothing bad by it.

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[asgardsverse]

It won't last long.

[fourteenthlight]

That's right! I never doubted it.

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[servesthehuman]

With all due respect, I'm sure many of us would rather we pick out our own sweaters.

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[asgardstricks]

Yes.