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[ Loki is relaxed across a luxurious couch in a plain black t-shirt. Red and gold flicker across the grin on his face, so it's presumable he's relaxing in front of a fireplace, pleased as punch. ]

Stay warm out there, Travellers.

[ Yep, that's it, that's the post. # mocking u 5ever ]

[ OOC NOTES: Just a reminder that all ugly sweaters will revert to normal sweaters on Day 372, the 15th! This post can be used for general Q&A with the gods as well! ]

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Your generosity and creativity truly knows no bounds.

[Fucking Loki he hates you so much.]

It's nice that you're looking out for everyone.

Okay?

[ No seriously, he gets that Loki is trying to mock them but for what?? It is a mystery. It definitely has nothing to do with the awesome sweaters because why would you tease someone about that? ]

[ And Freyr will just be here, pleased as punch, wearing his own ugly sweater on purpose. ]

This is fantastic.

[Loki, why you gotta do this, now he's sort of suspicious.]

Thank you??? Please tell me, we wont be wearing these in the warmer months.

This is utterly unnecessary. At least you've managed to change the temperature; good job not killing anyone via heatstroke.

D'you know how much knitting this just saved me--

[At least somebody is totally thrilled about the tacky cat sweater. The cats are all tangled up in light-up strings of holiday lights and he thinks it is just the cutest.]

...we get to keep them, right? Because these are great.

[ bullshit someone hold my hoop earrings bc i'm going to punch u in the cornea ]

That's all you have to say?!

[Normally, Owen would pass this post by but hey, he's from Loki House and kind of wants to know more about his house god. So, have Owen, as linefacey and frowny as ever, wearing a hella stupid Christmas sweater.

In a completely deadpan tone,] You're too kind.

hey can i put in an official request for some jpeg artifacts

[Yeah, thanks for the gesture buster. There's a young lady looking out at you through the video and that grin of yours is just too suspicious.]

So this would be your doing, then?

[ Rory didn't get a sweater. He got a poncho. This is not the first time he's looked like a member of a peruvian folk band. He's sort of making this face at it and picking at it. ]

Er....Thank you...? I think.

Brothe -

[ ... ]

...apology. Wrong brother.

[ Thanks for making him and Rory poncho boys again. ]

It was you.

[ Of course. ]

[ It speaks for itself. ]

It seems you've made a mistake, old chap. You've put a frenchman on my jumper.

I guess I have you to thank for this?

[Just motions at the heinous jumper he's been forced to wear.]

Well. I've seen worse.

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[Jamie is thrilled. Really. So thrilled that he's flipped on the feed and is giving Loki a lovely skeptical face along with a good view of his own sweater.]

Oh, aye, of course. I suppose this is your idea, then.

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... I suppose I should thank you. It at least made things feel familiar when I woke up to a tacky, lime-green thing on my chest that itches like hell.

Does this happen often?

[He should be more annoyed by random sweaters but...he's okay with this]

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...really? You bring us all here and make us wear hideous jumpers? Do you gods have nothing better to do with your time?

[Sure, Tosh, complain about going from death to ugly light-up jumpers.]

Did you make all of these yourself? They're marvelous! Where did you ever find the time?

[ Marvelous indeed. ]

And I thought you guys were being useful for a second there.

[Yes, he was half-insane at the time, but he'd truly believed that the gods were really taking charge in the war when all their powers returned. Now they're sticking people in stupid sweaters. Pyro's is actually rather impressive, but still ugly as shit.

He doesn't sound as angry as he would've once, though. Just flatly unimpressed, which is all the prank deserves.]

Cute, by the way. At least you didn't pick one with candles, or the dick with the Wolverine 'chops would never let me hear the end of it.

[Shrug. Worse things have happened than her sweater. ]

I suppose I ought to thank you for ensuring that it's red.

Well played.

[ Really, she's mostly amused. ]

[ she's wearing her usual dress and flower crown! but she's also giggling. ]

Oh but they do look so adorable in their new clothes!

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