NPC POST - VIDEO

[asgardstricks]

[ Loki is relaxed across a luxurious couch in a plain black t-shirt. Red and gold flicker across the grin on his face, so it's presumable he's relaxing in front of a fireplace, pleased as punch. ]

Stay warm out there, Travellers.

[ Yep, that's it, that's the post. # mocking u 5ever ]

[ OOC NOTES: Just a reminder that all ugly sweaters will revert to normal sweaters on Day 372, the 15th! This post can be used for general Q&A with the gods as well! ]

Comments

[video]

[asgardstricks]

It's like you idiots never learn.

[ Oh, wait. That's exactly what it is. Shame. At least he looks adorable in his sweater. ]

You dicks always seem to be bumping heads. Kinda says something, you know?

[video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Yeah. Must've lost my head.

[He's still congratulating himself on that one, his expression dour, when Loki's second statement makes his entire face contort with disgust.]

Okay, can you make that sound about 150 percent less gay?

[video]

[asgardstricks]

Oh, easily. But that's kinda the point.

[ Pretend he pulls up the feed from when Pyro is cursed to be Bobby's BF here I'm on my phone and way too lazy to link to it. Lmao. ]

[video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

This is just getting sad. [Oh yes, he's controlling his anger at that, if poorly.] You're basically saying your job here's doing stupid shit and then patting yourself on the back for the stupid shit you already did.

[A timed pause, and then his expression lights up as if in remembrance.]

Oh no, wait - it's the fucking bracelets, isn't it? No wonder she gets in every few weeks, with you wasting your time on this crap. Even I know when something needs taken seriously, dude, it takes some work to be more irresponsible than me.

[video]

[asgardstricks]

Do you really? 'Cause all of us know what you did in there, while we were busting ass to keep you idiots alive during one of the heaviest hits Thiazi has landed on us ever. My taking advantage of the one moment of downtime we've had after a constant stream of bullshit to curse you all with something to change your clothes is really not comparable to the months of crying, pissing yourself, and running around trying to please someone that you've been wasting time on in the middle of a war. But if burning shit down is all you're good for, then well done, psycho. I'm sure you're very proud.

[video] 1/2

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Asshole. Fucking asshole.]

[video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

None of you have ever understood what it means to be one of us. Don't pretend you do now. It makes you look even more useless.

[It's actually a better performance of scorn than the first one.]

Besides, I couldn't give less of a shit what you think of me. You're the leaders here. It's your fucking war. If things aren't going the way you want, guess whose fault that is? We train ourselves, organize ourselves, take the attacks ourselves, and you guys call us idiots. How about you try ending this instead of sitting back and waiting for the place to be bled dry?

DISCONNECT.

[asgardstricks]

[ A snort. ]

Nice try, kid. But it's exactly that pathetic naïveté that makes you a kid. You don't understand your own war, let alone this one, and now that your big bad leader isn't all you thought he was, you're starting to realise that maybe things aren't as simple as you have blindly told yourself all this time, but you're railing against it anyway because that's all you know and it's all you're good at. This is exactly why you're useless in this war, and exactly why I don't have time for you. I don't care if you're a mutant or a god, you aren't worth a damn until you pull your head out of your ass and fight for something worthy.

Grow up, Pyro, and recognise that it isn't your lack of powers that makes you weak.

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