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[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

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[So pinged by mentions of bars and forests, but this guy kind of sounds like a weirdo.]

'Magical bullshit land', that's a new one.

[and he's not about to prove you wrong.]

Oh, good. You can hear me.

Here I thought I might just be talking to my wrist like a dumbass.

... Huh? [The sarcasm, it is going over her head.] Didn't that maid explain the bracelets?

Yeah, but I can't see it. Doesn't exactly make this radio thing easy.

[that and he barely understands how to use a toaster, let alone a crazy communications bracelet.]

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Yes, actually, we do have those around here. The alcohol is, thankfully, nonmagical.

Geez, the gods must've been drunk themselves to bring in a blind guy to fight wars for them.

...Oh, another voice. Well, that's slick.

[though he still sounds rather unenthused about the whole thing.]

Sounds like those guys are gonna be shit outta luck.

Wow, you really are blind. I've got this thing on video...

[And a slight huff.]

I wouldn't put too much faith in them if I were you.

Oh. [...there are a few quiet, mechanical chimes from what's probably his bracelet] Gonna take your word for it. I'm sure you look great.

And, uh, yeah. No. Pretty sure magical bullshit land isn't going to get much faith out of me any time soon.

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[ WOW those are a lot of swear words he has never heard before gosh Vinnie ]

Um...hopefully it'll go away soon? It can't last too long.

Whoa-- [hey, another voice. he might almost be used to the idea.] You talkin' bout the plants, kid?

Yeah--did the maid explain things to you at all...?

She explained... some things...

[he might have been too busy trying to call bullshit on the whole thing to really listen.]

Pretty sure sudden magical forest shit wasn't one of those things, though.

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You have to be careful when drinking blind! Who knows what someone might slip into your drink.

[a pause while he tries to figure out if that's genuine concern or a concealed threat. both of which would be totally weird.]

Kinda surprised no one's tried that yet. But it has occurred to me.

Just make sure you keep someone with you at all times. That's the best bet!

Uh... Sure. ...Thanks for the safety tip, kid.

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What a tragedy. [Being unable to find a bar on his own? He can't imagine it!]

But you're in luck! Since you're so willing to lend your trust to strangers I can lend you some of my time to show them.

[he wouldn't say he's willing so much as desperate, but...]

Yeah, it's pretty harsh. I'll take what I can get, thanks.

Excellent! Would you happen to know what district you're in? Or perhaps you can turn on your video so I can see for myself.

Uh... I can try...

[but operating this thing is really difficult when blind. there's a little soft, mechanical chiming from his end while he fiddles with sound cues.]

I know I'm at, uh, the house with the S lady. Or was. Took about ten steps outside before I got swamped with plants--

[and suddenly, he's got video on! his face is cropped at a weird angle and there are plants all around, but it looks like it might be... Sigyn area?]

--Oh. S'that working?

[...whoa, what's with this disembodied voice.]

You got a better idea, sweetheart?

S....sweetheart?!

Back up there buddy, don't you go calling me things like that! [she's too tsundere for life.]

Oh. [...force of habit?] Uh, sorry.

Guess I could go back to ma'am or something.

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