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[hatesblindjokes]

[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

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[hatesblindjokes]

[a pause while he tries to figure out if that's genuine concern or a concealed threat. both of which would be totally weird.]

Kinda surprised no one's tried that yet. But it has occurred to me.

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

Just make sure you keep someone with you at all times. That's the best bet!

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

Uh... Sure. ...Thanks for the safety tip, kid.

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

Call me Shino. Shino Amakusa. I will also go by nicknames but ones like "Mistress" will have to wait until after a steady relationship.

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[hatesblindjokes]

...Sorry, what?

[he must not have heard that right. right? right.]

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

I'm not a loose woman so I refuse to have erotic nicknames unless I am in a relationship with someone.

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[hatesblindjokes]

[fdjsdklfsd quiet... choking... sound...]

What are you--? That's... I'm not even saying anything like that!

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[satisfiedyet]

It's better to set things straight beforehand so there isn't any confusion later.

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[hatesblindjokes]

But I don't even know you! What are you, fourteen?

voice; 1/2

[satisfiedyet]

Eighteen....

voice; 2/3 i lied

[satisfiedyet]

[Now she's wailing.]

IS MY CHEST REALLY THAT SMALL? IS IT??

voice; 3/3

[satisfiedyet]

Oh wait...I haven't even turned on the video.

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[hatesblindjokes]

[...is this what his life has become?]

I... wouldn't see you anyway.

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[satisfiedyet]

Oh, that's right! I forgot.

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

Happens. [a lot.]

That's a weird fuckin' thing to say when you first meet someone, you know that?

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

Isn't that what guys are most interested in?

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[hatesblindjokes]

I... [well okay she has a point.] Yeah, I guess. But I'm... pretty sure you ain't my type.

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[satisfiedyet]

Types? What do you mean by that? Do you mean Newtypes?

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[hatesblindjokes]

...What-types? I don't think so...

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[satisfiedyet]

Go ahead and explain then. I don't mind listening.

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

I... Might mind explaining...

I mean, kinda still lost in a magical forest, here. Still way too sober for this shit. No offense, but that kinda thing is not really my big priority right now.

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[satisfiedyet]

If you're embarrassed, just say so.

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[hatesblindjokes]

I'm not-- [dfhsdfjksdfs] --embarrassed.

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[satisfiedyet]

Is that so? Why are you having awkward pauses in your speech?

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

'Cause it's weird!