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[hatesblindjokes]

[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

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voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

I... [well okay she has a point.] Yeah, I guess. But I'm... pretty sure you ain't my type.

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

Types? What do you mean by that? Do you mean Newtypes?

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

...What-types? I don't think so...

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

Go ahead and explain then. I don't mind listening.

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

I... Might mind explaining...

I mean, kinda still lost in a magical forest, here. Still way too sober for this shit. No offense, but that kinda thing is not really my big priority right now.

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

If you're embarrassed, just say so.

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

I'm not-- [dfhsdfjksdfs] --embarrassed.

voice;

[satisfiedyet]

Is that so? Why are you having awkward pauses in your speech?

voice;

[hatesblindjokes]

'Cause it's weird!