Vincent Dredge (
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asgardeventide2012-10-08 06:54 pm
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[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]
Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever
But there's kind of a forest everywhere.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.
And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.
[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]
So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?
Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever
But there's kind of a forest everywhere.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.
And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.
[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]
So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?
[audio]
[though he still sounds rather unenthused about the whole thing.]
Sounds like those guys are gonna be shit outta luck.
[video]
[And a slight huff.]
I wouldn't put too much faith in them if I were you.
[audio]
And, uh, yeah. No. Pretty sure magical bullshit land isn't going to get much faith out of me any time soon.
[video]
Good! Then at least you have common sense, unlike most of the idiots around here. For that, I'll be nice.
What sort of bar are you looking for?
[audio]
[...man he hopes this guy isn't secretly a huge creep.]
Not really particular right now, I think. But cheap is good.
[video]
[A slight huff. BUT HE DRINKS LIKE A KING oh whatever its still alcohol]
Alright, cheap it is. I know just the place...do you even have an inkling where you are?
[audio]
...Yeeeeah, okay. Bear with me here.
I am pretty sure I took maybe ten steps outside of... that house... of the chick with the S name. And then I hit jungle. So around there.
[video]
I'll be on my way there, though. Give me a sec.
[audio]
[awkwardly shuffling around some plants...]
No problem, man. Take your time.
[video]-->action
[Annnnd he arrives in the general area, looking around before...ah! There he is, stumbling around through everything- at least, that's how it looks to Nick. He approaches.]
Hey. Hey, it's me. I'm here.
action!
Man, you are pretty quick. Said you'd been here a little while?
action!
Long enough to get my bearings. Besides, I'm used to cities, finding my way around isn't too hard.
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[he taps one said tree with his boot. B/]