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[hatesblindjokes]

[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

Comments

[callmeimouto]

S....sweetheart?!

Back up there buddy, don't you go calling me things like that! [she's too tsundere for life.]

[hatesblindjokes]

Oh. [...force of habit?] Uh, sorry.

Guess I could go back to ma'am or something.

[callmeimouto]

I'm not that old either. Try again.

[hatesblindjokes]

Uh... Kid?

[callmeimouto]

Oh for the love of-

The name's Kirino Kousaka! Don't call me kid either, is fifteen really that young?

[hatesblindjokes]

I... I guess not. I was just sayin' it out of habit anyway.

[callmeimouto]

[...This guy sounds like a pushover, what gives?]

Out of habit-? Gross, so you do it all the time? Are you some big perv or something? [she wonders how much he can take of this verbal abuse.. usually her brother just puts up with it.]

[hatesblindjokes]

[HE IS THE BIGGEST PUSHOVER.]

--The fuck are you talking about? I wasn't doing anything!

[callmeimouto]

[Oh now he's fun to torment!]

You were thinking it, I bet!

[hatesblindjokes]

I wasn't! [dfjskfsdldfj] I don't even know you! Why are you on my case for this shit?

[callmeimouto]

Honestly?

Because you're making a fuss and now it's fun. [ :) ]

1/2

[hatesblindjokes]

You-- [...DJFDFKSDFS]

2/2

[hatesblindjokes]

[HE HUFFS.]

I'm gonna assume this is somehow universal payback and that you are not genuinely a horrible little girl.

Re: 2/2

[callmeimouto]

I'm not that bad, relax.

[hatesblindjokes]

...Yeah, yeah.

Still calling you 'kid', though.

[callmeimouto]

..Didn't get your name.

[hatesblindjokes]

...Vincent.

[callmeimouto]

Well then, Vincent-san, are you still looking for that bar?

[hatesblindjokes]

...Yeah.

[wow, he is really a top conversationalist.]

[callmeimouto]

You're a man of a few words it seems.

[she got this won't worry.]

[hatesblindjokes]

What, did ya' want me to elaborate?

[callmeimouto]

Not really. I guess I don't care all that much.

[hatesblindjokes]

Ssssooo should I even bother asking if you'd be willing to give me a hand, or are we past that?

[callmeimouto]

I don't know, I haven't been here for very long either. I can't help you with that.

[hatesblindjokes]

Guess that sucks for both of us, then.