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[hatesblindjokes]

[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

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[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Well - anyway, there are plenty of bars around here. I'm not sure if you can get into them because of all the plants, but they exist.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

Well, that's... one out of two, I guess.

These plants gonna up and vanish again any time soon?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Maybe. [It didn't seem dangerous, like the previous attacks on the city, so she's doubting it's that. Probably just one of the gods.]

- But don't go ripping them down if you get antsy! Or else!

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

...They ain't about to start eating me, are they?

[because that's kind of been an issue before.]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

No, I'll just kick your ass.

[She is saying that so cheerfully.]

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

... Why?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Think of it as me standing up for the plants. I don't like seeing them get harmed.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

... you're what, twelve?

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[occulthymns]

....

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

I'm almost nineteen, you dumbass!

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

[and jeez she is loud. holding his wrist thing faaar away.]

Right, okay. You're nineteen and the magical protector of the magical bullshit forest.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[Welcome to conversations with Euri, Vincent, hope you don't value your hearing.]

It isn't bullshit! I mean - the city obviously is, but not the plants!

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

What? Why?

I'm standing in a jungle that wasn't here this morning. How does that not count?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Because plants are great! The more of them covering these shitty human buildings the better.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

[oooookay. that was not what he wanted to hear. if she's not human, then she's most likely a monster, but monsters don't really have that great a capacity for human speech. or wanting to do anything aside from eat people.]

...Am I gonna regret asking what you are?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[She isn't Kaz geez.]

I'm a Witch. [Said in a smug tone with no hint of the half part.]

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

...A what?

[aderp.]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[... Okay this isn't a reaction she's used to.]

A Witch. W - i - t - c - h.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

And... a "witch"... is what, exactly?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Only the best things ever! We were made by the old gods and we have the inherent ability to cast black magic.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

[that almost fits into his understanding of the universe! but why would she admit that out-loud? is everything magic in magical bullshit land?]

So... when you say you're gonna kick my ass, what kind of ass kicking are we talking, here?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Just the normal kind. When you get here you lose your original powers and have them replaced with their shitty magic.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

[oh. that's comforting.]

So... Which shitty magic are you stuck with?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

... Energy transfer. I'm in Freya house.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

Huh. Sounds ominous.

[and less comforting. :X]