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[hatesblindjokes]

[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

Comments

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

You could still step on them, or cut them improperly.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

You know.

I might chance it.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Just try to - um... watch where you step. As best you can.

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

Hah. Hah. Yeah.

Doing that.

[--oh, but before he does that.]

You got a name, magical plant girl?

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Euri Taverna! Who're you?

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

[now he can KEEP TABS ON YOU, crazy plant girl. B|]

Uh, Vincent. --Dredge.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Okay! Hopefully later I'll be able to say it was nice to meet you. [It depends on if he wrecks any plants.]

[Audio]

[hatesblindjokes]

...Yeah. Definitely going for that.

[he'll try his best. D:]