001 » [voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

[well, this guy sounds new. ...and irritable.]

Ssssoooo, I get that this is all some crazy magical bullshit adventure or whatever

But there's kind of a forest everywhere.

And I'm pretty sure it wasn't here this morning.

And I really don't want to have to deal with this shit right now.

[a long-suffering sigh, followed up by an awkward pause...]

So, uh... I know this is just asking to get my ass kicked, but anyone wanna help a blind guy find a bar around here? ...You do have those in magical bullshit land, right?

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[voice]

[faints]

Bars...?

You mean the gym?

[voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

...Nnno, the place where they serve booze.

[voice]

[faints]

....?? [ he knows what alcohol is but not...booze...sob ]

[voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

... Alcohol.

[what kind of kid doesn't know about booze. what kind of backwards world is this.]

[voice]

[faints]

--Oh! Oh, uhh....sorry. I don't really know any places like that. ,small>[ kind of too young being 1 and all that ]

[voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

No worries. I kinda figured.

[voice]

[faints]

Did asking the network help at all?

[voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

Uh... You mean this thing? [isn't that was the lady called it? D: technology is hard.]

[voice]

[faints]

The thing that appears on the bracelet, ye....oh. Err--the thing we're talking through.

[voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

Oh, yeah. Pretty sure I'll get a hand, here.

[voice]

[faints]

Alright--good luck!

[voice]

[hatesblindjokes]

Uh... Thanks, kid. [well that was unusually nice of him. D:]