First Bewitching ☾ Video;

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Oh my~ That would be a pair of long legs being shown on the feed first there, Asgard! Which quickly pans out to show this beautiful witch lying on her side in a chair. She's in her room, and she's looking hella amused at all the complaining and whining going on.

Obviously, being dragged places doesn't bother her at all. She's been into Paradiso, space, and all around the world- why should this be any different?]

So, "Travellers~" I wonder how many of you there are here.

[Bayonetta lifts one leg to cross it over the other, pushing up her glasses and giving a wry grin.]

As far as I can tell, some of you poor things haven't ever heard or seen a microwave or a television [Here's looking at you, Boromir], so I'm curious to see where everyone comes from.

Let's start with me, shall we, darlings~? You may call me Bayonetta. I'm a witch, and before you ask- I don't own a broomstick, a cauldron, or a black cat, though I always have found the latter adorable.

[A pause as she waits for responses, placing one hand under her chin in intrigue.]

Come on, then. Do be a dear and answer my question~ It's rather harmless, after all.

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[bosses]

... what the fuck kind of hippie name is Bayonetta?

[The Boss is not impressed. Okay, he's impressed by the way she looks, but this is the Boss we're talking about; he hangs out with hot girls on a regular basis.]

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[A wry grin and a cocked eyebrow at that.]

It's a name I came up with, darling. I prefer it much more than my other one.

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[smartwinchester.livejournal.com]

Kansas.

And I wasn't planning on asking.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

So another from Earth, then?

[Interesting, though not that surprising. Not at this point.]

It's always better to say then to let others assume~ I've had quite a few people ask that when they first ran across me.

[Enzo really is kind of shortsided. 8|;]

[audio] eff you, bayonetta you cheat by announcing that you're a witch >(

[parasiteye.livejournal.com]

...Thought Witches wanted to keep that kind of information to themselves.

[audio] X) bayonetta don't curr you silly boy~

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Some do, some don't. It depends on who you ask~

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[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

You introduced yourself. That is not where you come from.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Eyebrow quirk! Well, at least he took her advice to heart, since he's no longer messy. There's a flick of the wrist at his statement and she chuckles.]

All you had to do was ask, dear. I'm from Earth.

[hero_in_training]

Is that what those things are called? [Guess who's one of those people who's never seen the like before!]

I'm Link, and I'm from Hyrule. [The mention of being a witch is kind of curious, but he doesn't ask. He's seen weirder]

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's what they are, dear.

[Well, that's a new place... she's never heard of Hyrule.]

What's it like there?

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[shigeharu]

I think for some of us it may less be an issue of where than of when.

[Especially those of us wearing sixteenth-century Japanese clothing.]

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Oh? And what time do you come from?

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[soflattered.livejournal.com]

Huh, that's funny. You offered your name but not where you're from.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Did I? I suppose it slipped my mind. I do apologize, darling. I'm from Earth.

[songspieler.livejournal.com]

Someone told me about this television thing. A curious thing, really. [ and it's not so amazing, considering it's all blue and stuff. ]

What's a microwave though?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Wait till you see people talking and walking in it. :|b]

It is.

A microwave cooks food. Like a stove, but quicker.

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

A witch, huh? Well, I've seen wizards, so that's not too weird.

[Says the blue rodent from the 90's.]

As for me, I'm straight off of planet Mobius.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[You're not the weirdest thing she's seen either, so you're equal 8)]

Mobius? I can't say I'm familiar with a world called that. What's it like?

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[therangerking.livejournal.com]

That was a diversion, not an answer.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[Chuckle chuckle.]

You could always ask, darling. I'm from Earth.

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[oikoumene.livejournal.com]

A witch, truly? How interesting! You certainly do not fit what I have long pictured as a witch.

But for myself, I am Rider, coming originally from Macedon, though I'm a bit of a traveler. It's good to see someone else taking an interest in the people here!

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Oh? That's something I've heard also, how do I differ from what you have been told?

Well, my dear Rider, it's a pleasure to meet you. And why not? There's so many interesting people to see~ [And troll. Hard.]

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[satisfies]

A witch, huh? I'm always hearing about witches lately... I wonder if that's the latest trend? Aaaah, it's so hard to keep up with what's popular these days...

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Trend? I'd hardly think so, at least on my world. [Though there is an amused smirk at Juuza's words.]

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[entreats]

Great, great, just what I needed in my life. Being stuck in a place with witches once again.

[ she sighs. ]

I hope you're at least a litte bit better than the ones from back home, but I'm not hoping for much.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Are they really that terrible?

[Never mind the fact that she's curious as to how different these witches are.]

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[broduil]

[ oh, well. that certainly is a whole lot of woman on his screen right now, but the question seems innocent enough despite everything. ]

Is having little understanding of technology so unusual? [ he can't just go giving away his timeline since that ties in to his identity, but most spirits are from the distant past anyway. ]

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

I suppose not, I'm just not used to hearing about those who have never seen them before.

[She gives a slight headtilt at this, but doesn't really push on the matter further.]

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[designerchild]

[ Even stuck in a prepubescent body like this, Jr. can appreciate a pair of legs like those. ]

A witch? What about little children? Do you eat them for snacks?

[ Kidding aside, Jr. leans back and considers her question. ]

Can't say I've got a home world in that sense. I guess I live in an interstellar cruiser.

[ And then out of the blue: ]

Cats are pretty darn cute, aren't they?

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Snacks? No, of course not. That's Gromorrah, dear.

[She's laughing at that, though. Gromorrah eats angels, not humans.]

Oh, so you're from space?

[And subject change!]

Of course they are. Always light on their feet and quite attentive too~

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[aequivoci.livejournal.com]

And what a beautiful with you are.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

Oh my, what flattery. And who might you be, darling~?

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[forgondor.livejournal.com]

Yet it is, also, that many of you have heard nothing of the lands of my birth, or those strange things that inhabit it. It is unkind to make jest of others for what they do not know, when there is much in turn that you are blind to.

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[...Boromir why are you such a killjoy. :| Bayonetta gives him a wry smile.]

Darling, if I were truly jesting, you'd know, regardless of where or what time you're from. I was simply stating an observation.

And besides, I have no problem explaining the technology, so long as you're nice~

[sleepyidol.livejournal.com]

Miki knows what a microwave is! Oh, and a TV, too!

[ she clearly deserves a gold star. ]

You're a witch? Like, with a broo-- Aw. [ way to crush her dreams before they were even dreamt, Bayo. 8( ] So, um, if you don't have a broomstick, cauldron, or black cat, what makes you a witch?

[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

[She does that with many people on a daily basis. /dealwithit.jpg]

I can use magic- well, before I came here, of course. Back in my world we had different... styles that made us witches compared to normal humans too.

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[occulthymns.livejournal.com]

[Another Witch?! Except wait -]

How can you be a Witch without a cauldron? That's ridiculous!

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[midnitefluttrby.livejournal.com]

It's quite easy on my world. Most of those stories are just that: stories.